Crybaby: holy shit is there an intruder in the house????
Crybaby: cause if there is, I always leave a note on the fridge saying, "take the Polynesian and Cuban girls first."
Crybaby: just letting y'all know so you're prepared
DinahJ: wtf mells, no you don't
DinahJ: oh my god she does
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NormaniK: LMAO THAT SMILEY FACE THOUGH
ArianaG: you guys know I love you all, and I'm not a mad type of person, I'm actually a very happy person
ArianaG: BUT CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP, IM TRYING TO SLEEP.
Canola: THERE'S NO TIME FOR SLEEP ARI, THERES AN EMERGENCY
Allysus: did you get stuck in the toilet again?
NormaniK: I swear to god Camila, you always do that.
KylieJ: I'll call the fire department again...
Canola: NO I DIDN'T GET STUCK IN THE TOILET AGAIN WTF
LaurenJ: then what's the emergency babe??
DinahJ: yeah chanch what's up??
Canola: AVRIL LAVIGNE IS DEAD AND WAS REPLACED BY A LOOKALIKE
NormaniK: ......
NormaniK: I have always put up with your crazy stupid ideas Camila, but this is by far the weirdest one.
Canola: ITS NOT AN IDEA ITS TRENDING ON TWITTER
Canola: AVRIL LAVIGNE HIRED A LOOKALIKE A LONG ASS TIME AGO TO HAVE PRIVACY AROUND PAPARAZZI AND SHIT
Canola: the lookalikes name was Melissa.
KylieJ: damn my sisters should really do that
LaurenJ: you'd never be able to find anyone with big enough asses.
ArianaG: SHADE LMAO
KylieJ: they would all be flattered. so thank you
Canola: ANYWAYS PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLS
ArianaG: IM INTERESTED AND PAYING ATTENTION SO GO ON
Canola: OKAY SO, AVRIL COMMITTED SUICIDE TEN YEARS AGO, BUT IT NEVER GOT RELEASED TO THE PRESS BECAUSE OF THE LOOKALIKE WHO APPARENTLY WAS TAUGHT TO SING LIKE HER AS WELL
Canola: ITS ALL OVER TWITTER GUYS GO READ IT
Allysus: I just read it...
Allysus: guys I usually don't believe in stupid conspiracy theories but I just... I believe this one
Crybaby: FUCK GUYS I JUST READ IT IM SHOOK WTF
ArianaG: it's too long, I'll just believe it if you guys believe it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
NormaniK: a part of me believes it but like what about her family? Do you guys honestly think her parents would just sit around and watch someone else act like their dead daughter?
LaurenJ: okay but think about this; this "Melissa" girl is pretending to be Avril Lavigne, which means obviously whatever songs she makes or does in Avril's name, some money HAS to go to her parents right?
LaurenJ: because they wouldn't be staying quiet for so long if they weren't getting anything out of it
NormaniK:
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KylieJ: STOP MAKING MY MOM INTO MEMES ITS WEIRD
DinahJ: I'm smoking a blunt right now in the basement with chancho, and we're just shook as fuck.
Crybaby: IF SHE IS DEAD THAN THATS FUCKING SAD BECAUSE ALL OF HER FANS HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO A FRAUD AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
NormaniK: chill Melly, it's just a conspiracy theory, no one knows if it's true or not
Crybaby: BUT WHAT IF IT IS?
Crybaby: #justiceforavril
KylieJ: #notmyavril
ArianaG:
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KylieJ: GOD DAMN IT THAT BITCH IS EVERYWHERE, THE WHOLE REASON I MOVED IN WITH KIM WAS TO GET AWAY FROM HER AGSHJDKF
LaurenJ: you got mommy issues don't you?
KylieJ: FUCK OFF
Canola: Kylie, I think you need a blunt
Canola: wanna come smoke with Dinah and me?
KylieJ: it's 3 a.m Camila.
Canola: so?
KylieJ: we have school tomorrow.
Canola: ... go on
Allysus: CAMILA I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU START AGAIN-
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A/n: EVERYONE SHOULD GO READ THE CONSPIRACY THEORY ABOUT AVRIL LAVIGNE, IT HAS ME SHOOK. And if y'all have read it, what are your thoughts? Let me know.
