LaurenJ: hey guys??
DinahJ: fuck you want hoe?
Crybaby: that was a little rude, don't you think?
DinahJ: your opinion is a little unwanted, don't you think?
Canola: INSULT ME NEXT
DinahJ: No. You're my cinnamon bun and I love you and need to protect you at all cost
Canola: AWWW I LOVE YOU CHEECHEE
KylieJ: CAMINAH AGSHDJKFFL
LaurenJ: you guys always get off topic so fucking easily.
NormaniK: you're right, sorry laur, what's up?
LaurenJ: I'm so fucking good at poetry.
LaurenJ: LIKE I'M A FUCKING POETIC GODDESS.
Allysus: Lauren you've never written a single poem in your life.
LaurenJ: I HAVE TOO.
NormaniK: really??
LaurenJ: yes.
Canola: OH MY GOD I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DATE AN ARTSY POET
Canola: WRITE ME A POEM LO!
LaurenJ: okay...
LaurenJ: roses are red, violets are blue... have sex with me.
KylieJ: *claps*
Crybaby: Such a fucking romantic. Just like William Shakespeare.
ArianaG: William who?
KylieJ: the guy who wrote Romeo and Juliet
ArianaG: I thought Dinah wrote Romeo and Juliet???
Allysus: .... wtf Ari, who told you that?
ArianaG: Dinah.
DinahJ: I did write Romeo and Juliet.
LaurenJ: no you didn't Dinah
LaurenJ: you fell asleep while watching the movie, had a dream about them, woke up and wrote it down.
Canola: LMAO SAME
DinahJ: I may not have written Romeo and Juliet, but I did witness the greatest love story in the fucking world.
LaurenJ: awwww Dj, I didn't know you thought Carmen was the greatest love story in the world
DinahJ: What? I was talking about me and mila.
LaurenJ: .......
Canola: true as fuck though
LaurenJ: WHAT
Canola: I mean what
Crybaby: LMAO
DinahJ: hey Lauren, I got a poem for you. wanna hear it?
LaurenJ: no, not really.
DinahJ: well I'm gonna tell it to you anyways.
LaurenJ: *sigh* fine, let's get it over with.
DinahJ: Eenie, meenie, miny moe. You ain't nothing but a stupid hoe. You think you're cute, you think you're classy. News flash girl, you're fucking trashy.
NormaniK: HOLY FUCK BABE
DinahJ: and that was for eating the last pop tart, you little bitch.
Allysus: THAT WAS AMAZING ASDFGHJKL
LaurenJ: .... I'm .... I'm so fucking shook. I don't even know how to react to this...
KylieJ: Dinah's poem was the best poem I've ever read
ArianaG: we actually found something Dinah's better at than Lauren
LaurenJ: that's not true, Dinah was already better than me at something else
Canola: really what was she better at?
LaurenJ: opening her legs.
Crybaby: OH FUCK
