Canola: hey guysCanola: Did you guys know barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts?
NormaniK: ... lol Barbara
Canola: also every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie
Crybaby: OMG SOMEONE WARN ALEJANDRO HE LICKS STAMPS ALL THE TIME
DinahJ: I AM ON IT
Canola: your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks, other wise it will digest itself
LaurenJ: ew omfg
Allysus: ... I think my new biggest fear is for my stomach to digest itself.
Canola: "stewardess" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand
DinahJ: I tried it and u r right omfg
Crybaby: don't you mean, you are *left?
LaurenJ: wow
NormaniK: *slowly claps*
Canola: to escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs, it will let you go instantly
DinahJ: someone should've told that to that kid at Disney world
Allysus: DINAH WTF AHAKSKLDL
Canola: reindeer like to eat bananas.
LaurenJ: so do Camila's
Canola: the word "samba" means to "rub navels together"
DinahJ: Lauren what's a navel?
LaurenJ: Dinah it's your belly button
DinahJ: oh
DinahJ: OH
DinahJ: ew why would anyone wanna do that
Canola: Mel Blanc (the voice of bugs bunny) was allergic to carrots...
Crybaby: wtf idk how to feel about that one
LaurenJ: ... so they basically taunted him about it???
Allysus: what a bunch of assholes
Canola: the electric chair was invented by a dentist
NormaniK: ... well I never wanna go to the dentist again
LaurenJ: fuck you Camz I have a dentist appointment tomorrow
Canola: a pigs orgasm last for 30 minutes
DinahJ: lucky bastards
Canola: a whales penis is called a dork
LaurenJ: I CALL YOU A DORK ALL THE TIME AHAKSLLDLDLD
LaurenJ: ... you're a whale penis Camz, a whale penis.
Canola: the average person spends 6 months of their life sitting at red lights
DinahJ: good thing my mom won't let me drive ever
Canola: in the USA a pound of potato chips cost two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes
NormaniK: I fucking loveeeee potato chips god damn
Canola: In the marriage ceremony of the ancient Inca Indians of Peru, the couple was considered officially wed when they took off their sandals and handed them to each other.
Crybaby: ... we traded sandals the other day this is not a coincidence
LaurenJ: wait what
Canola: Ninety percent of all species that have become extinct have been birds
Allysus: wtf I like birds tho
Allysus: I have a parrot that can recite the Bible
NormaniK: I fucking hate that bird ally
NormaniK: it's always cussing at me whenever you leave the room
DinahJ: I love that bird
Canola: Bees have five eyes. There are 3 small eyes on the top of the a bees head, and 2 larger ones in front.
DinahJ: kinda like how Sinu has 12 million eyes everywhere
LaurenJ: lol true though
Crybaby: Sinu sees everything
Canola: 60% of all people using the internet, use it for pornography
Allysus: those sinful little fuckers
NormaniK: lol I am one of them
Allysus: Normani kordei!
DinahJ: I am too tho
Allysus: y'all are so fucking sinful I stg
Canola: sex burns 360 calories per hour
LaurenJ: damn no wonder why I've lost weight
Canola: that was my last true, yet useless fact
Crybaby: I learn more in this group chat than I learn at school
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