A/n: so just to confirm, y'all want a third book of this right???
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LaurenJ: someone choke me I'm horny
Allysus:
ArianaG: SAME ALLY
Canola: hey little mama I got you 😏😏
DinahJ: you sinful little lesbians.
NormaniK: I'm not saying I wanna join, but I totally wanna join
Allysus: is it just me or has mani gotten more sinful over the year?
KylieJ: hasn't she always been sinful?
DinahJ: actually no, I mean at first she was like only sinful around me, now she has no shame
NormaniK: I AM HORNY OKAY.
Crybaby: lol same
Crybaby: I totally understand how mani feels
Crybaby: #longdistancereproblems
LaurenJ: lol can't relate
Canola: I can
LaurenJ: EXCUSE YOU
Canola: I mean what
KylieJ: Camila she didn't even say what
NormaniK: *sighs because I just wanna be fucked but no one offers*
Allysus: .....
Allysus: I mean, I'm available
Crybaby: I'm totally okay with that, I mean sometimes Dinah and I fuck
N&A: WHAT
Crybaby: LMAO SEE HOW Y'ALL FEEL? REMEMBER THAT NEXT TIME Y'ALL FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER
Canola: LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS!
LaurenJ: you just had to didn't you?
Canola: I did
Canola: wanna have sex?
LaurenJ: we don't have sex scheduled for today
ArianaG: ... you guys have a schedule for sex?
Canola: its part of our "stop being so sexual and start communicating more" thing
DinahJ: awwww look at you guys actually committing to it
DinahJ: MY SHIP IS SO AMAZING
DinahJ:
Allysus: why don't you just communicate while having sex?
Canola: ... go on
Allysus: just like talk to each other and shit while y'all are having sex
Canola: ... go on
Allysus: that's it Camila
Canola: oh, well why don't we do that lern?
LaurenJ: because it's kind of hard to focus on how your day went, while you're plowing me from behind
KylieJ: wELL ALRIGHT THEN LAUREN
Canola: fuck now all I can think about is plowing you from behind
DinahJ: same
Canola: FUCK OFF HOE
DinahJ: so you can fantasize about my girlfriend but I can't fantasize about yours?
Canola: ... yes
NormaniK: lol me too boo
DinahJ: if you excuse me, I'm gonna go plow Lauren from behind
KylieJ: and laurinah lives 😏
LaurenJ: laurinah will always live 😏😏
Canola: so does this mean I can have sex with ally?
Crybaby: WHICH PART OF THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION DID YOU JUSTIFY THAT IT WAS ALRIGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH ALLY?
Canola: ... all of it ...
Crybaby: well it's not.
Canola: why?
Crybaby: cause you can't have sex with my girlfriend Camila!
Canola: ... go on
Crybaby: because she's my girlfriend!
Canola: ... go on
LaurenJ: *facepalm*
ArianaG: so Melanie's just not gonna go on? Rude.
NormaniK: *facepalm x 70*
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A/n: Y'ALL I AM SO HYPED FOR MILA'S NEW SONG AFAHSJDKFK