How Many dudes you know roll like me? Not many, if any

7 How many dudes you know roll like me? Not many, if any

To be honest i just want this night to be over ha ha

thanks to all who read, and fan, and vote, and comment. you guys are the best! woop woop!

oh and 'hei aha' is maori for like, whatever.

enjoy!

katary

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*flashback to after the argument*

I was pissed.

Majorly pissed.

Violently pissed.

Insanely pissed.

And any other kind of pissed you could be.

I grabbed the vodka out of the freezer and just started skulling it.

I'm not a big drinker, so I very nearly puked it all back up.

I managed to find some orange juice, and poured it into the vodka bottle.

And so I started skulling again, a lot easier but it still hurt like a mofo to drink.

I guess no one wanted to be around me so everyone avoided the kitchen like I had the plague.

People would walk in and then notice me and slowly back out.

And that just made me more pissed.

Bastards, I thought. Asswipes, dickheads, bitchfaces. Hey, that's a good one. Okay. That's what I'm gonna call everyone from now on.

A girl walks in. 'Hey bitchface!' I yell at her. She looks scared. 'What are you scared of? I don't have swine flu. Fuck, just come have a shot with me.' I ask, slightly drunk.

She shakes her head violently and runs back out.

Yeah yeah, fuck you too.

I look back at my bottle, and theres only a quarter left, so I try and swig it all down in one go. Fail.

Fuck, I can't even skull. PATHETIC.

That's what my brother would say to me if he was here.

That basterd! He yelled at me! Fuck him.

Finish my drink. Oh yeah, one more sip and the bottles all gone!

I do a little dance, and then I hear the most amazing song come on.

'Oh yeah! My time to shine!' I yell out while running back into the living room.

'U can't touch this' by MC Hammer is on.

I can't remember if these are the same people who were in here before but I don't care! I'm gonna pull out the slickest moves anyone's ever seen!

I do my running man moves and I reckon people are pretty impressed. I mean, not many chicks can pull this off, especially since they're wearing dresses. Ha! Take that!

I hear someone yelling in the background and a little bustle and my bro appears.

He stands next to me, and then a second later we're in the same rhythm doing our moves.

I'm so glad we learnt this dance when we were 7. And we always do it whenever the song comes on. Doesn't matter where or when. If we're together, then that's us.

We aren't embarrassed one bit about it. Everyone else gets embarrassed though, that's funny.

Like this one time, it came on in the supermarket. And my mother groaned. But me and my bro?