To The Groom... (Lafayette x Laurens) [Laurette]

Chapter Sixty-Three: Cake Recipe

(Yeah I skip to da next day XDDD DEALS K? KK.)

(FUK IT THEY'RE GONNA HAVE AN ELECTRONIC MIXER XDDD I HAD SOMETHING PLANNED FOR THIS CHAPTER AND WAS LIKE "Oh yeah fuk the old times" SO I SHALL GIVE THEM A ELECTRONIC MIXER XDDDD Some ppl are gonna be like "But Author-Senp- I mean Author-Chan, they're in those times, stick with the times--" bUT I SHALL GIVE THEM THE BLESSING OF THE ELECTRONIC MIXER AND THE CHARACTERS BETTER BE FUKIN GRATEFUL. M'kay continue.)

Nothing interesting is happening today, Laurens had followed Lafayette to his house.

"I miss seeing Philip's face already.." Laurens said.

"He's a cutie.." Lafayette chuckled. It was beginning to become a hot, sunny day.

"What do you want to do, mon amour?" Lafayette asked him. Laurens shrugged, not sure himself. Lafayette thought about it, walking into the kitchen. Laurnes followed him. Lafayette looked into the cabinets, searching for something. He soon pulled out a small card, reading it.

"Ah, here we are.." he looked at Laurens and showed him the card. Laurens took it, reading it. It seemed like a recipe to a cake.

"Want to bake something? Heard it's also good for the nerves, too." Lafayette smiled and asked him. Laurens smiled, too, nodding. He looked at him.

"Okay! Sounds fun!" he said happily. Lafayette looked (fuk uh the other fukin cabinets that stick to the wall n shit XD) and took out a bowl, placing it on the counter along with an electronic mixer.

"Okay, we need flour." Laurens said. Lafayette looked down, getting on his knees and opening the cabinets below him. He took out a bag of flour and stood up.

"Want to help me with the cake, like you read and pour the stuff in and I get the stuff we need?" he asked him.

"I don't care, hahah, whatever you want to do." Laurens smiled, taking the flour and pouring in how much they need. The thing is, the flour decided to fly in the fukin air and get on both of them. Lafayette started to cough, so did Laurens.

"Dulce Jésus, je pense que ça m'a frappé la gorge!" Lafayette coughed up flour.

"A-Are you okay?! I-I'm so sorry!!" Laurens asked, worried. Lafayette looked at him, smiling a little.

"I-I'm fine, ma douce.. heh, you didn't mean it.." He coughed again.

"D-Do you need water? Something?" Laurens asked, still worried, frowning.

"T-That would be nice..." Laurens quickly walked over to the sink, grabbing a nearby cup and filling it. He walked back over to him and gave it to him.

"A-Ah, thank you..." Lafayette took a drink of it. Laurens nodded, still worried. Lafayette soon put the cup down, sighing. He patted Laurens's head, smiling.

"No need to worry, I'll live." He grabbed the bag of flour now.

"Putain de merde dangereuse..." he mumbled.

"Might as well finish the cake while we're burning daylight... what's next?" he asked, putting it back down. Laurens let out a sigh, looking at the instructions.

"Sugar." he responded.

"Alright, I have something sweeter than sugar right next to meee~!" Lafayette chuckled.

"But it says... sugar... don't change the recipe." Laurens frowned. Lafayette started to laugh.

"I was talking about you! Vous êtes si mignon et innocent! Je t'aime tellement!" he chuckled.

"Ohhhhhh!" Laurens smiled, blushing.

"Aw, don't hit on me..." he said, flattered.

"Why not?" Lafayette brought out a bag of sugar now, placing a kiss on his lips. He handed him the sugar. Laurens giggled, adding it in.

"Ew, I can taste the flour on my lips, now..." he said.

"Doesn't taste good, ouias?" Lafayette chuckled again.

"Uh, no." Laurens looked at the card now, reading the rest off.

"Eggs." Lafayette nodded, walking over to the fridge and opening the door. Laurens hummed, waiting. Lafayette opened an egg carton.

"How many?" he asked.

"Oh yeah, sorry. Two." Lafayette nodded again, grabbing two of them. He closed the carton and the door, walking back over to him; but dropping one on the ground.

"Mhmm. Lovely, Laf." Laurens said.

Some fukin time of the day the cake batter was done. (Ik I suck.)

Laurens smiled wide.

"Yaaaaay!" he handed Lafayette the mixer.

"Wanna do it?" he asked him. Lafayette took it, smiling.

"Sure." He put it in the cake mix and turned it on. He started mixing together.

"We spent... like... almost an hour on this cake." Laurens said.

"I'm not surprised." Lafayette said.

Again some fukin time later dat boi is done cuz I'm lazy but who not lazy amirite.

Lafayette accidentally turned the switch onto high, and same as the flour. He quickly turned it off, eyes widening.

"Ahah.... covered in flour AND cake batter..." Laurens said, not amused.

"Oops, uh... heh..." Lafayette smiled nervously.

"Well, it's done..." he said. He looked in the cabinets again.

"Yup, finally." Laurens sighed. Lafayette brought out a cake pan, pouring the batter in it. Laurens felt his eye, cake batter. He kept silent, not wanting to say any sassy remarks. Lafayette walked over to the oven, putting it in to bake.

"Ayeee, we did itttt..." Lafayette walked over to him.

"Hahah, yeah..."

"You have a bit of cake batter on your face, ma douce... by a bit I mean quite a lot."

"Yeah, I'm not surprised." Lafayette smiled, tilting his chin up and purring, licking some cake batter off of his cheek.

"H-Hey, s-stop that..." Laurens smiled, blushing a little.

"At least it tastes good." Lafayette chuckled.