SVTFOE: Gender Bend AU

My Wand

On Mewni, you're a princess, or you're worthless. Makes one wonder what it's like to be a prince. My name is Comet Butterfly, and I am the prince of Mewni. My parents have never cared about me. it's always been about my little sister, Star. She's fourteen, and I'm fifteen. She's supposed to get that accursed wand that is RIGHTFULLY MINE! It won't matter though, because, with help from my demon girlfriend Tiffany, I'm getting the Hell outta here, and I'm going where the two won't find me. They can't ignore me I they don't know where I am! Today's the day, I flee from Mewni...

I sit amongst the commoners, Moon not caring enough to even tell me today was the day Star gets MY WAND. I clench my fist and grit my teeth. I hate her. I hate her so much. Ever since I was born, they didn't care. It was always about Star. Star this, Star that. Comet? Send him to a boarding school! Who needs him?

I was there, until I was thirteen, when I broke out. Moon didn't even smile when she saw me, and didn't care enough to even send me back. So, I just wandered Mewni, alone, with no one to turn to. That was until... I learned a spell, one that River, the only one in this accused kingdom that's done anything for me, let me read one spell. I looked up...

How to summon a demon. How to summon a friend. That's when I met Tiffany. I summoned her, princess of the underworld, with long red hair, and a sweet smile, her teeth sharp as knives. She's the only one I have, and even if she has anger issues, I stand by her, if only because she's the only one to stand by me.

"You OK?" Tiffany asks.

"Soon," I reply, the hearts on my cheeks glowing an odd green, "I will be."

"You need the bunny?" Tiffany asks.

"Not right now," I reply.

Star breaks the doors down and bursts into the room, an eager grin on her face. She looks so happy...

Taking that away is gonna be FUN.

"Now!" I exclaim.

Tiffany ignites the room, causing a panic. I lunge at Moon and tackle her, stealing the wand.

"Comet?" Star asks, "What are you doing?"

I point the wand at her. "Move and you die," I threaten.

River looks at me with a tinge of concern. Moon gets to her feet, with a similar expression.

"That glow..." she hesitates, "look. Don't move. Don't speak. Just stay very very still. You're in grave danger Comet."

"Shut your mouth!" I exclaim, the wand glowing green now, "the spell book. Now!"

Moon complies with my demands, my wand the only thing that gets me their respect.

"Goodbye," I finish.

Tiffany calls a carriage. I point my want at the three royal pains as I back into it, and we flee in a pillar of flames.

I experience stressed induced nausea and vomit.

"Woah!" Tiffany exclaims, patting my back to comfort me, "take it easy Comet! It's OK. We're going somewhere safe. I found a nice planet called Earth. You'll be safe there."

"I wish I could go to the Underworld with you," I reply, "that I didn't have to hide, but I did just commit an act of treason so..."

"It's OK," Tiffany smiles, kissing me on the cheek, "just lay low. I'll be down below if you need me. Just ring the bell."

I take the bell from my pocket.

"Thanks," I smile, "when I'm king, I'll make sure that you're treated as true royalty."

"To be honest," Tiffany replies, "I prefer to rule The Underworld like a Mewmen queen, but thanks. We should be about there. Be safe Comet."

"I will."

I get off the carriage, and look around. It's a beautiful day, the air is fresh and warm. So... I guess this I my life.

Its time to start my new life on Earth...