SVTFOE: Gender Bend AU

Ponyhead

51 days until I go mad.

I sit in my room, holding my mirror, unsure what to do. I only have so much time until the curse overtakes me, and I'm not sure what to do. Would Comet even help me if I asked? He'd want something in return, and who knows what that could be? He'd probabaly ask for my half of the wand or something.

I sigh, and decide to call Ponyhead on my elegant mirror on my wall. It rings once, twice, three times, and he answers.

Ponyhead smiles at me, with a soul patch on his chin and short pink hair.

"Yo dude!" He exclaims, "how you been?"

"Awful," I begin to vent, "my wand is broken, the curse on my family hits in 51 days, my brother faked his death and has the book, and I promised River I would escape Mewni. I just don't know what to do Pony."

"Woah," Ponyhead reassures me, "calm down. Chilllll. OK?"

I take a deep breath. "OK," I smile, "OK."

"Great. Look, Star, you're clearly under a lotta stress but I can't talk now."

"What's the matter?"

"Remember how Henious's school blew up?"

"Yeah. That was me and Comet."

"Holy cow really? Dang. Well, Henious is already building a new one, and he's hunting down those he deams unfit, and taking them himself, and with the money he has from Moon, which she payed him for marking Comet all those years ago-"

"She PAYED for that?"

"Yeah. Gave  Henious a ton of extra money when Henious told her he did it. It was all over the media. What, did Moon not tell you?"

"She wouldn't watch the news for two weeks! Oh by the High Commission that's awful!"

"I know. Look, I can't stay where I am. Meet me at the Bounce Lounge."

"Got it. Be safe Ponyhead."

"But danger's my middle name!"

I can't help but laugh, but reply sternly, "I'm serious."

"OK. See you there."

"See ya."

I take my scissors and head to the Bounce Lounge...

I open my spell book, for the first time at last. I've been spending a lot of time with Tiffany as of late, procrastinating, but now it's time to get down to business.

I open the book, and randomly turn to a page.

Huh, Warniorn Stampede. Looks good to me. Let's see, I stand like this...

Twirl my arms.

Then I-

"No no no!" A voice exclaims, "you twirl clockwise!"

A small blue being emerges from the book with a long white beard. It's none other than the man himself. Glossaryck.

"Princess," Glossaryck explains, "you need to look closely at the instructions. Otherwise-"