The Jerk in my BED (UNDER MAJOR EDITING )

Chapter 15: What kind of Love do you offer?

Nasa office ngayon ang lalaki, di siya mapakali kakaisip sa courtship na gagawin niya. Sinabi na sakanya ng ama ang second step "singing" which is for the love of god doesn't know how to sing. His holding his phone scrolling. What song is he going to sing. While Troy is trying to pick some outfit for him..Francis naman nagsesearch about Traditional way of courting in Philippines.

"Okay in my research, Sending Letters, Serenade, Giving food and Gifts at Pagsisibak ng kahoy?
Wow, can't imagine myself doing this. Dating this days is like go on dates, Eat outside, watch movie and hangout on bars. That's it."

"Thats why Zia is unique, like mom said it's gonna be worth it." - Sabi ni Dennis habang seryosong naghahanap parin.

" Did our kuya just got rejected?."- tanong ni francis kay troy.

"Kung gusto mo mabuhay ng maraming taon Francis I'll shut up."

Sagot naman ng nakakatandang kapatid, bigla naman napapikit ang mga ito nang ibinagsak ni Dennis ang Phone niya.

" Damn it! I don't know what to sing and I can't sing. I just can't do it anymore."

"Kala ko ba it's gonna be worth it?." - Troy

Napatikom naman ng bibig si troy nang bigyan siya nito ng matalim na mata.

"How about magsibak ka ng kahoy sa harap ng bahay niya. Araw arawin mo." Troy suggested.

"Kuya, nasa 20th floor siya do you want me to get arrested o masabihang baliw at aanuhin niya ang sisibakin kong mga kahoy."

"Ngatngatin niya kamo—este joke lang Malay ko Dennis, ako tatanungin mo never ko yang ginawa girls come to me remember."- Sabi ni troy habang
pakindat kindat pa sa harapan nila.

Akma namang babatohin ito ng ballpen ni Dennis, babatuhin ng unan ni Francis kaya tumakbo ito sa likod ng secretary na may hawak ring papeles na ibabato sana sakanya.

"Relax everyone, Chill..How about i-video mo na lang yung pagsisibak mo. Tapos iregalo mo sakanya yung kahoy, kahit isa lang ibigay mo para remembrance. Past problems requires Modern sulotion." - Sabi niyo habang umupo at proud na proud sa sarili niya.

"Gilbert, may ubo ang utak ko minsan pero ang alam ko it's supposed to be "Modern Problem requires Modern Solution" right?." - bulong naman ni Francis sa secretary ng kanyang kuya.
Tumango naman ito at pinigilang tumawa ngunit napaubo nang nag- agree ang kuya dennis niya rito. Wtf in their faces..

"Let's try that! ." He said.

"I like the spirit brotha isang roar nga diyan—hoy teka saan kayo pupunta bat kayo umaalis may sinasabi pa ako !!."

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The plan is to give her a letter, give her every morning she wound find white envelope outside her door. Picks it up and read it inside. She keeps laughing because you can really see the struggle of dennis on the paper. Every letters or words seems like he searched it from the google,sometimes it's not accurate at all and doesn't make any sense. But, she loved it. He's really trying to show his love for her.

"..aaah hahaha sweet baby jesus, englisero kasi tatay niyo, ayan tuloy."

Then three days later, nakita niya naman si Francis sabi nito sumama siya sa family house
nila she was so confused but did it anyways.
Papasok pa lang siya naririnig na niya ang mga ingay nagaaway pa ang mga ito. Nakaupo siya ngayon kasama ang nanay ng lalaki, binigyan siya ng iced tea at itinuro ang mga lalaki na nagkukumpulan.