Sincerely Three ➶ Dear Evan Hansen

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Unknown Number has added you to a group chat.

Unknown Number has named the conversation "Sincerely Three".

Unknown Number: HEY HOMOS

Connor Murphy has logged on

Weed Boy: jared...

Unknown Number: YOU GUESSED IT

Weed Boy: why

Insecure Freak: bc

Weed Boy: how did you even get my number??

Insecure Freak: my sugar daddy has connections

Weed Boy: for the love of god

Weed Boy: no

Insecure Freak: its true

Insecure Freak: ask him yourself

Weed Boy: where is evan?

Insecure Freak: in my ass

Weed Boy: sTOP

Insecure Freak: nah i dont think i wanna

Weed Boy: I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE KLEINMAN

Insecure Freak: yeah you do

Weed Boy: I ALREADY HEAR ENOUGH ABOUT ZOE AND ALANA'S THANKS

Insecure Freak: why do you watch my pornhubs then

Weed Boy: jared kleinman you little bitch

Weed Boy: but seriously where is evan?

Insecure Freak: probably crying to a tree and such

Insecure Freak: you know, the usual saturday night routine

Weed Boy: oh my god hes your only friend do you have to talk shit about him

Insecure Freak: yes

Weed Boy: .. wow

Insecure Freak: he's a little bitch

Insecure Freak: we're only family friends god dude he's so clingy

Insecure Freak: whoops forgot he was in this gc lmao sorry acorn

Weed Boy: oh my god jared youre such an asshole to this kid

Insecure Freak: all in the works

Acorn: Um, Jared...? Who's the other number?

Insecure Freak: your bf or whatever

Weed Boy: uhm im not his boyfriend

Weed Boy: this is connor evan

Acorn: Oh, hi, Connor.

Insecure Freak: really? you arent? bc i thought i heard moaning from evans room the other night

Acorn: U-Uhh...

Weed Boy: SHUT UP JARED JESUS CHRIST

Insecure Freak: ugh fuck you both why did i make this gc