Hii! How're you doing?
Well, I was thinking... Is the word 'slang' short for 'short language'?
Because that will make so much sense, right?
Also, if I hit myself and it hurts. Am I weak or strong?
Also, do you think sand is called sand because it's between the sea and the land?
The following statement is true:
The previous statement is false.↑
Isn't suicide self defence because you killed the person who tried to kill you?
Do you think night is called night because there's no light?
If Eminem eats M&Ms, does that make him a cannibal?
Okay, okay, that's enough. Most of those are from Instagram. Some are from my own deluded mind.
Speaking of which...I have Instagram and Snapchat!!
Instagram: mohammad_dawood19
(Update! It's now: nohammad___dawood (with three underscores))
Snapchat: m_dawood30
I hereby give you permission to stalk me.
And now, Spiderman memes:
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I don't really get this, but I'm not complaining...
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Question of the chapter: who's your favourite Spiderman? ↑ ↑ ↑
Also: 1,6k reads!?!? How? Thank you all so much!
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