Just my everyday life, struggles and weird shizzle that I do.
If you started to read this book recently, start somewhere near the middle. The first half of this book is mostly outdated.
That's not me on the cover.
Caution: read at your own risk.
You...
I was reading a book the other day (a really good book, I may add) and I just completed a chapter. I expected to see an advert of some internet sales or Korean cars (as usual) but no! Instead, I see this:
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What is that? You may ask. I found out that it's an app for watching girls do random everyday stuff categorised as either 'cute', 'funny' or even 'hot'. I mean, come on dude, what is this? The ad has a pic of a girl in the bathroom! What does that try to imply?
Okay, fine. I calmed down. Maybeit wasn't that bad. But then:
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Ah, what's this? "Rose Garden", eh? And what's that circled on the top left corner? (I didn't circle it. The ad came like that.) Oh! It's a big pair of babymilkdispensers! I'm not sure, but it strangely resembles a dating app, no?
I'm sorry, Wattpad , but come on. I know that you endorse an age rating of thirteen (which most people don't follow) but are these ads suitable for fourteen-year-olds? I don't think so.
In conclusion, please sort out the adverts you show.
Thank you.
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In other news... How was your day today? Anything interesting happened?
Wanna know what happened to me?
Well...
I bought a push up bra. Yep. I did.
This one:
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