What the actual flunk?

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Dear Wattpad

I was reading a book the other day (a really good book, I may add) and I just completed a chapter. I expected to see an advert of some internet sales or Korean cars (as usual) but no! Instead, I see this:

 I expected to see an advert of some internet sales or Korean cars (as usual) but no! Instead, I see this:

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What is that? You may ask. I found out that it's an app for watching girls do random everyday stuff categorised as either 'cute', 'funny' or even 'hot'. I mean, come on dude, what is this? The ad has a pic of a girl in the bathroom! What does that try to imply?

Okay, fine. I calmed down. Maybe it wasn't that bad. But then:

Ah, what's this? "Rose Garden", eh? And what's that circled on the top left corner? (I didn't circle it

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Ah, what's this? "Rose Garden", eh? And what's that circled on the top left corner? (I didn't circle it. The ad came like that.) Oh! It's a big pair of baby milk dispensers!   I'm not sure, but it strangely resembles a dating app, no?

I'm sorry, Wattpad , but come on. I know that you endorse an age rating of thirteen (which most people don't follow) but are these ads suitable for fourteen-year-olds? I don't think so.

In conclusion, please sort out the adverts you show.

Thank you.

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In other news... How was your day today? Anything interesting happened?

Wanna know what happened to me?

Well...

I bought a push up bra.
Yep.
I did.

This one:

This one:

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