Just my everyday life, struggles and weird shizzle that I do.
If you started to read this book recently, start somewhere near the middle. The first half of this book is mostly outdated.
That's not me on the cover.
Caution: read at your own risk.
You...
Hey! Um, just to clear this up, I'm leaving the previous chapter published for...memories? Yeah, memories.
Aaanywho, let the story of what really happened begin.
In South Africa, the 9th of August is National Women's Day (*Hugs to all you women out there*) and school is off on that day.
My cousin's (my very distant cousin, mid you) friend was having a party on that day, and I kinda know him. So he invited me.
My cousin lives quite far away from me, so instead of picking me up for the party just before it starts, I went to sleep over by her house Tuesday night. (Don't worry, her parents were at home too. Thankfully)
Since there are only two bedrooms in her house (hers and her parent's) I had to sleep in her room. On two completely separate beds.
It was at this time that she stole my phone and done some regrettable stuff.
I guess she got her info from my medical sheet. (When most people turn fifteen over here, we go for a full medical exam. I mean full. Thorough.) It was from a year ago. Old info. And she decided to share one particularly private part of that report with you'll. (It's been brought to my attention that my cousin said 5'6". I think she meant 5.6 inches, not feet.)
Hope you enjoyed it. *sarcasm*
Well, that's it. She saw me sleeping and well, got horny and idek what else. And messaged a few of you.
I'm so sorry about that. Really. I'm feeling bad.
P.S. HOWCOULDYOUCHEERHERON!?!?
AAANYWAY... random stufffies
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Topic change!!! ↑ this is me every time I watch that part.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Also, the Premier League starts tomorrow!!! I'm freaking excited.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
There's always time for a cool Batman picture.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
This is the truest thing ever.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
↑ This is Fellaini. Fellaini got blasted in the face with a soccer ball. A photographer took a picture of Fellaini getting blasted in the face with a soccer ball. This is the outcome. Lol that face tho.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
