Good news!
HamilTrash200 and I had a child unicorn!!!Sure, it smokes vape, dabs way too often, plays with fidget spinners and goes everywhere on a hoverboard... But we still love him!!!
Hmmmm...nah, jk. We're just in it for the money. Unicorn Insurance sure has it's perks.... (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's our pride and joy up there. He's single, so chat him up if you want to marry him. He thinks dating is overrated. He's also looking to make some human-unicorn hybrids, know what I mean? ; )
PM me for his details.
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