Loki x reader ON HOLD

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Guys I need you all to tell me what gender you prefer! I want to make this based off of the popular vote so you all get to decide what gender it will be.

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Your pov. And a time skip to the day of the celebration brought to you by jealous oafs.

Loki was up before the sun had a chance to shine. He had to be sure everything was perfect and would show off his kingdom. You would expect the expecting mother to worry about a party for her unborn child to be the crazy one.

Loki was following the decorators around the ball room, making everything meet his standards. "Loki, darling, I love you and all, but this is a bit excessive."

He sighs and turns to me. "This is a very important celebration, (y/n). I just want it to be perfect for you."

"Everything is already perfect for me. I have you." I say sweetly.

"Obviously it's perfect when you have me. I'm great." He smirks at me.

I roll my eyes.

One of the servants comes into the room with a rush and runs straight over to Loki, and then politely gives his message.

"My King, the first guests have arrived."

Loki looks at me with another grin. "Show them to their rooms."

The servant quickly leaves, tripping over his own feet. Obviously that makes Loki grin.

"BROTHER. WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED!!!!?????" A loud shout accompanied by a crash comes out of the silent room.

Loki looks annoyed as Thor busts through the ball room doors loudly.

"There you are brother. I hope you don't mind I accidentally destroyed a statue that was in the hall. NEVERMIND THAT!! YOU ARE PREGNANT!" He runs over to Loki and hugs him tight.

"Have you been feeling ill? I heard that happens when people are pregnant!" He looks at Loki concerned and nudges his belly.

"That just proves how idiotic you are. I. Am. a. Man." Loki says annoyed.

"That hasn't stopped you before.." Thor quietly says. I raise my eyebrow and look at Loki.

"(Y/n) is the pregnant one. You oaf." Thor stops, and slowly turns his head toward me.

"She.. procreated with YOU?! Of all men?!" Thor looks shocked.

"Oh my goodness Thor. You're an idiot! How did I ever deal with you?!" Loki stomps out of the room.

"He is joking right?" Thor looks even more concerned.

"You're an idiot sometimes Thor."

Time skip to the beginning of the ball, brought to you by explosive diapers.

In a way, the ball was like an early baby shower. All of the guests brought extravagant gifts, including the avengers. It wasn't expected but it happened.

While Loki enjoyed bragging about the pregnancy, I was being bombarded by mothers telling me how awful it was to give birth. Oh boy.

Currently Loki is speaking with Odin about how far he got without Odins guidance. Odin obviously is annoyed but Odin ignores it.

The avengers are all sharing stories with those friends, and a bunch of royals I don't know are conversing. Yep. Loki definitely overdid it.

I can tell you're annoyed. Just go punch someone. You won't get in trouble, you're the queen. Loki tells me through our thoughts.

As much as I may want to, I'm not going to just punch someone! I respond. Just as I'm about to sneak off for a few minutes, Tony Stark approaches me with Steve and Natasha.

"Congrats, (y/n)!" Tony says to me. He's holding something in his hands.

"I made some diapers for you." He tells me looking proud.

"You made diapers? Uh.." I don't know how to respond.

"No no, they aren't normal. They self destruct when they are taken off the baby so you don't have to throw them away!" Tony looks very excited and hands the box of them to me.

"Thanks..." I don't think I want explosive diapers on my baby.

Tony walks off to try flirting with some princesses.

"I would not reccomend using those. At least he means well." Steve says with concern.

"Yea I wasn't planning on it."

They both smile and we finish our small talk and move on.

After awhile it gets late and a few people begin to head off to their rooms. Finally a day of being surrounded by people I don't feel like talking to is over.