Peter Parker Romanoff Son Of Black Widow

Chapter 35:I hate you deadpool

Deadpool sat in Spidey's desk as he was watching cartoons. He then turned around and spoke as he noticed the readers."Hello there. You might be wondering what i'm doing here. Well it wasn't easy i had to tie someone up to sit here. By the way his name rhymes with Leter". Banging was heard from a door as it broke open. Spidey then came out of the door in his spider suit and ran at Deadpool who quickly got up and ran as Peter chased him with Carbonadium swords. Joker yelled at Deadpool. Deadpool yelled at the camera."Let's start the chapter"."Comeback here you lunch stealer!". The camera then cuts to static.

In Norman Osborn's office,Norman was on the phone as he was speaking to someone. Norman smiled as he spoke to person on the other line."Very well your payment shall arrive in the mail,once you bring me the head of spider man". He then ended the call as he smiled evilly. He had finally found the one person that could kill spider man.

Peter had sat in P.E. bored as he was watching a video of Steve's work out challenge. Peter had to hold back his laughter as he could not imagine Steve wearing the costume in the video to battle. He was sitting next to Harry,Michelle,Ned,and Jessica(who transferred to Midtown after she told Peter that she was spider woman and to keep an eye on her brother). Mary Jane had missed three days of school after the incident with Kaine had happened as she was still recovering from it. Peter sat their board as the PE teacher spoke."Alright class today we're going to do a bit of boxing. Flash you're the first to choose who you want to spare with". Flash gained a wicked smile on his face as he pointed at Peter."Romanoff. Let's go or are you scared that your mommy is not here to protect you". Peter rolled his eyes at this as he stood up."Nope,but you get scared of hitting me every time you see my mom. I thought you were the toughest guy in school". The rest of class went silent with a few oohs and ahhs as Flash grinned his teeth. Jessica looked at her brother protectively as Flash looked ready to tear him apart. She knew that he would not use his powers in school,but he could mess up and use them by accident. Peter and Flash walked up to each other as they both placed boxing gloves on their hands. The coach blew the whistle as Flash had begun to swing. Peter had dodged all of Flash's punches with ease as he still had his spider sense to protect him from getting hit. Peter was by being cheered on by his friends as the other students looked at him with great shock. Flash had gotten angry as one of his friends yelled at him."Kick his ass already. You can't let that little bastard beat you". Flash then threw another punch as Peter dodged with ease as he had a smile on his face. Peter then looked at Flash as he took off his gloves and charged Peter like an angry bull. Peter had dodged Flash by flipping over him as Flash then proceed to punch and kick at him with Peter dodging all of his hits easily. The couch then grabbed Flash as he had him sit down while the others cheered for Peter.

Once school had ended Peter had changed into his suit as Jessica left because Fury wanted to talk to her. Peter had swung building from building as he was thinking about some ideas for new moves to use in battle. Suddenly Peter felt his spider sense go off and he quickly dodged a bullet. Peter landed on a building as he saw the shooter. The shooter himself being the one,the only handsome,Man who can not die,the stunningly wise and funny,merch with a mouth(Deadpool stole my keyboard) Deadpool. Deadpool looked at the teen and spoke."Hello. You might be wondering why the red suit. It's so bad guys don't see me bleed. You had the wrong idea of wearing blue and red. I will be able to see the blood come from where i shot you". Deadpool then shot at Peter as the teen quickly dodged the bullets. Peter looked at him and spoke."I know you. You're that crazy guy from the news. Deadpool was it? Why are you trying to kill me,i thought you were a hero?". Deadpool then grabbed his katanas as he spoke to Peter."I'm not to big on the word 'Hero' thing. Plus i get a huge wad of money if i cut your head off. Now time to get this $#** done. What the f#** what's with censors Author,Aw screw it". Deadpool then charged at Peter with his swords. Peter used his taser webs to electrocute Deadpool. Deadpool cursed loudly as Peter kicked him and was able to grab one of his swords. Deadpool looked at him angrily."Son of a. You'll pay for that. Now stay still while i make this quick. Don't worry it will hurt a lot". Deadpool then charged at Peter as he used the Katana to fight back.

Peter had a ton of training with melee weapons and guns as Natasha had taught him how to use them. Peter had trusted and parried Deadpool as Deadpool tried his best to stab the teen. Peter then shot a web at Deadpool's sword as he took it out of his hand. Deadpool had grabbed for the sword and in the process had cut of his hand. Peter looked at him in shock as he did not mean to this and to his surprise Deadpool had grabbed his hand and placed it back on as it healed completely. Deadpool looked at Peter angrily as he took out his guns."I liked that star wars bit right there and i like you i honestly do,but i also like money". He then shot at Peter as the teen dodged the bullets. Peter yelled at Deadpool."Okay you can regenerate. That's would be so cool if you weren't trying to kill me". Peter then sent out his drone as it fired webs at Deadpool. Deadpool cursed at this as Peter then kicked him hard. Deadpool looked at him and then saw that he dropped what appeared to be picture of Natasha who had done a photoshoot while undercover in japan(Something Peter wants to forget as he was forced to sit their and wait for his mother and also had to model a onesie). Deadpool picked up the picture as Peter gave him a disgusted look as it was his mother."Dude that's just wrong". Deadpool then pinned Peter to the ground as he held the gun to his head."You know i won't kill you like this. I will kill by seeing the fear in your eyes. It will be more fun". He then took off Peter's mask as he saw the teen's face. Deadpool quickly gasped at this as he let go of the teen and handed him back his mask.

Deadpool quickly repeated one word."No,no,no,no!". Peter looked at him confused as he got back into a fighting stance."What's wrong not enough fear in my eyes for you. I'm tougher than i look". Deadpool looked at the teen and spoke."I don't kill kids. That's my only rule. I didn't even know that you were a kid. I thought that you were some geeky adult who had no friends and liked to dress like a spider". Peter looked at Deadpool confused as Deadpool picked up his weapons and placed them back into their holsters. He then looked at the teen as he brushed dirt off of Peter's suit."I'm so sorry. I gonna go now and kill the bastard who wanted me to kill you". Deadpool then jumped off the building as Peter stood their confused."Weirdest fight i ever had". The teen then put his mask back on as he swung all the way home.Back at Oscorp Deadpool stood in front of Norman as he held a gun in his face."Okay listen here you rich sack of meat. The deal is off. Now i'm just gonna kill you and take your money anyway". Norman laughed at this as his hand turned into a claw and he cut Deadpool into two. He then grabbed Deadpool's body and threw into the garbage shoot that led to the dumpster. Norman then went back to his desk as he to come up with a new plan to kill spider man.
To be continued......

Author's notes:
In the dumpster Deadpool had reformed and got out of the dumpster and spoke to the reader."Yelp that did not go as plan. Well anyways in the next chapter the kid must deal with some techy suit thing and...". Deadpool is then cut off by Spidey who quickly knocks him out and puts him in power restraints."That's my job. Now to deal with you lunch stealer". Spidey then opens a portal and throws Deadpool into it as Deadpool lands in a world without any mexican food. Deadpool screams at this as Spidey just laughs. Till then spider man fans.