Hope (Enoch O'Connor x Reader)

Chapter 36: BARRON, you son of a BITCH!

The last hollow falls to the ground, a skeleton slicing its head in half. We've done it! We all meet Jake by the merry-go-round.

"It's time for step two." Jake says.

"Save Miss Peregrine!" Bronwyn squeals in delight.

"That's... sort of step three." Jake mumbles. "First we've got to deal with Barron. Come on!"

We all run after Jake, heading straight for Blackpool Tower.

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Hiding in the seats of the auditorium, I assess how I can best attack the wights, which are all currently sat in a circle, bored out of their minds.

"They should've been back by now." One hollow states.

"I said it was a trap." Adds another.

"If that is true, perhaps I should move the ymbrynes now." Mr. Barron says, standing up from his seat.

"You're not serious?"

"Do I not look serious?" Mr. Barron exclaims. He then launches into a lecture on how he has been trying to 'regain sufficient humanity to return to his research' and how he 'won't stand idly to see his destiny derailed' and a whole bunch of other bullshit. I bet the other wights just zoned out. I also bet that they have probably heard this big speech before.

Jake signals to Emma. The plan begins.

Emma blows a stream of air out of her ass and Mr. Barron shoots across the room and smashes into a wall. (I'm sorry, I am such a troll, I just HAD to do that, let's rewind<<) Emma blows a stream of air out her mouth (Happy now?) and Mr. Barron shoots across the room and smashes into a wall. The other wights jump out of their chairs and run away from the blast of air, right over to where Hugh is waiting.

"Hugh, do it now!" Jake shouts.

Hugh opens his ass and a swarm of bees fly out and attack the two wights. (Look, this is too much fun, okay, rewind<<) Hugh opens his mouth (Better?) and a swarm of bees fly out and attack the two wights. The female one rips off her pants, revealing monkey legs. She swats at the bees with her trousers until realizing it's futile, then she jumps away, grabbing a bucket of knives as she goes. The male wight just jumps in the little kiddies circus pool next to him to avoid the bees.

The female wight who is apparently half monkey starts throwing knives at everyone. That's when Enoch runs at Barron. Enoch raises his baton, about to knock Barron out, when Barron turns around. Quicker than bloody light, motherfucking Barron hit Enoch. Across the head.

I watch as he falls to the ground. And doesn't get back up again.

You fucking dared to play with fire, Barron. You hurt my Enoch, you son of a bitch. Now you're going to receive the consequences.

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Look, fine, I'm 'sorry' I made bees come out Hugh's ass. And I'm also 'sorry' I made air come out Emma's. BUT air does come out Emma's ass. It comes out everyone's ass. Well, technically gas comes out people's asses, but her peculiarity is air, so I'm sure it's bound to come out her ass at some point in her life. And Hugh's got bees in his stomach. And what's your stomach apart of? Your digestive system. And what's that connected to? Your ass. So he's probably farted bees before, so don't get up me. It's really just science peoples!

LOL, now I'm thinking about whether it blows people away when Emma farts, like when she blows air out her mouth. Or if bees get stuck in Hugh's ass. Imagine that. Constipation by bees.

God, I'm so gross. And immature. I blame my parents. They raised me, so clearly they made me so immature. I also blame the internet. It also raised me, so it's to blame, clearly. I BLAME EVERYONE BUT ME, OKAY?

Love you all for putting up with my weirdness!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

~Tamika