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Dedicated to when there is nothing to eat:

Why is there no food?
What did I do to deserve this?
I need to eat now.

Dedicated to the fact that I have now found a slice of bread:

Yes I have some bread
Why am I writing haikus?
I will eat this food

Dedicated to the fact I have eaten that bread:

That was some good food
I will look for more good food
I want some more food

Dedicated to the fact I just ate the last piece of edible food and it is the middle of the night so no maids, butlers, or cooks are available to get me food:

Why is there no food?
What did I do to deserve this?
I need to eat now.

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