Alois Ootori

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Is Eyan's new name.

Let me explain this adopted monstrosity to you.

An American nine year old boy with blond hair and brown eyes and when anything ever goes wrong her fusses like the pampered brat he is and screams "KYOOOOOYAAAAA!" Like I'm his personal butler.

When he did this after dying in a video game I yelled "AlrIGHT ALOIS OOTORI, SHUT YOUR DAMNED CRY BABY MOUTH. IF YOU'RE GOING TO YELL MY NAME YELL "CLAAAAAUDE". (I said that in the English Alois impression Ebina likes me to do.... yes I can voice act... thirty two voices according to Ebina's liking...) "

The child flipped me off.

And Alois Ootori the Savage One was born.

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