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    What the F*ck Just Happened

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    You guys I know I love my dog. Everyone knows I love my dog. 
    You know I love I love my dog.
    And you know I love my dog.
    Even that one silent guy that's obsessed with horses in the back of my Chemistry class knows I love my dog.(not really I never talk)
    
                              
    But what the f*ck just happened?
    
                              
    I'm walking down the hall, minding my own lonely business, when I see a butler leading Mori over to my quarters. I wave and greet them, yada yada, Mori came by to see if I wanted to go to the beach with the rest of the club like we do basically every year, yada yada. 
    
                              
    My dog. 
    
                              
    I spot my dog slinking around in the background, being the stealthy shit he is. I glance at him every once in a while while Mori tries to convince me to come along so she would have someone to seriously talk to.
    
                              
    Well I'm nodding my head keeping my eyes glued on the f*cktard. I take my eyes off him for one second to explain my cousin would probably want me to hang out with me the whole time...
    
                              
    AND SUDDENLY MORI IN ON THE GROUND BEING DRAGGED BY HIS PANT LEG DOWN THE HALL AND SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER.
    
                              
    MY AMAZING DOG THEN PROCEEDS TO RUN, TAKING MORI INTO HIS OWN ROOM (we're rich, the dog can have his own room, who give a crap) AND SAT ON HIS CHEST. 
    
                              
    I RUN IN
    
                              
    AND FIND HIM SITTING ON MORI'S CHEST LOOKING AT ME LIKE "bitch try and take him. He's mine now." 
    
                              
    MORI DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD A DOG AND THE WAY HE WAS INTRODUCED WAS THROUGH BEING KIDNAPPED. 
    
                              
    WE WERE BOTH IN SO MUCH SHOCK WE JUST HAD A LITTLE F*CK CONVERSATION LIKE:
    
                              
    Mori: well. This is your dog?
    
                              
    Me: Yeah. 
    
                              
    Mori: oh. Does he do this often?
    
                              
    Me: no. 
    
                              
    Mori : oh okay. 
    
                              
    MOTHER DAMNED SILENCE
    
                              
    Mori looks at me: oh, you actually look scared for once, look at that. 
    
                              
    Me: yeah. 
    
                              
    Mori: will he get off
    
                              
    ALL I CAN DO IS SHRUG AS IM STILL LOOKING AT MY HORSE DOG SITTING ON MY FRIEND. 
    
                              
    Mori: I see. 
    
                              
    HE THEN DECIDES TO TALK TO THE DOG
    
                              
    Mori: excuse me.. um..
    
                              
    Me: Hiriji
    
                              
    Mori: excuse me Hiriji-
    
                              
    AT THE SOUND OF HIS NAME THE DOG STARTS LICKING HIM TO DEATH AND MORI STARTS SCREAMING SO LIKE A GOD DAMN PRINCE I TACKLE MY POOR DOG TO THE GROUND, PICK UP MORI, AND RUN, SLAMMING THE DOOR BEHIND ME. 
    
                              
    AND ALL I SAY AFTER IS "Sure, I'll go to the beach." AND MORI SAYS GREAT AND JUST LEAVES
    
                              
    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
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