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My meeting, with the chairman, the hell is up with him? He totally blew off our finances and just signed the papers for the events saying they were fine even if they were overlapping other already planned school events! He then asked me personal questions. "Are you seeing anyone?" "No." "What's your sexuality?" "Excuse me?" "What's your sexuality." "Straight!" "Would you ever consider seeing someone of the same gender?" "No thank you." And he just stared at me. HE JUST STARED AND WHISPERED "Pity, I knew the perfect man for you." WHAT THE HELL? He was trying to set me up with someone? Excuse me? EXCUSE ME? That was the last of my worries. As I was leaving I "found" Tamaki who insisted on going to my private water park because we got a new ride just for my sister. It's a water drop, sends you plummeting. I swear she has a pair, that thing is terrifying. Tamaki insisted we rode it, so of course I obliged, he wouldn't have shut up if I didn't. Well he insisted I went first because he suddenly lost his balls. I got in, looked him in the eye "Pull the lever Cronk." His face suddenly lit up and he mashed the button. On the way down I screeched "Wrong lever!" I saw the idea online, and it absolutely made Tamaki's day, he adores his Disney movies. But anyway, what the hell was up with Tamaki's father? So nosey, I see where he gets it from. Ugh.

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