Terrifyingly strange thoughts of the cool type

Mitsukuni!

Alright you boy lolita twat.

Why hasn't one befriended me yet?

This is my problem, when am I going to be blessed with a fucking angel? I've befriended three, one won't notice me, one's rarely active, and the other is just a fake. I'm rather upset that I don't have a little bugger to cheer me up yet. I mean who can't grin when that grub smiles? If you say you can hold back you're a lying little fuck. Do you know how hard I have to try to suppress a smile? I have to hide it behind my fucking clipboard and then doodle bunnies and flowers until all the joy is out.

And the bloody bastard still hasn't befriended me? Have I not looked in the correct places? Am I missing something? Have I done something wrong? I've written a bloody song, I have all this cake I can't eat now because I'm apparently lactose and tolerant, and have scoured through the deepest crevices of this bloody website and still not an active soul.

Core FUCKING blimey! What am I doing wrong? When can I get my own pocket-sized cake-monster angel that's active almost nineteen/seven with insomnia? That's all I want. Is that too much to ask? ... Alright it really is and I'm just being selfish, aren't I? I'll find one eventually, though, and call the little Sugarcube my own then. Not actually, I don't want to claim him or anything, I just mean I NEED A LITTLE FRIEND TO KEEP ME HAPPY. And a reason on why I keep drawing rabbits because I really can't stop for some reason and I need the excuse of "Oh, Mitsukuni asked me to." (I mean I need that excuse rather desperately too, the drawings are practically breeding with each other I swear. Then again they are rabbits, I wouldn't be surprised.)

He's a ridiculous twat that won't stop giggling and smiling and we all know he has some natural dark side to him because come on you can't be that cute all the time. I'm not calling him cute, (yes I fucking am, why am I denying this?) but really he has to have something wrong with him and I'm curious. What's with him mashing up that little shit in that bowl to a pulp that one time? Or over flowing that tea cup with tea? Both times he was intensely and seriously staring at what he was doing so how could he not know what he was doing?

I want to find out what his secret is.

I bet it's something dangerous.

Like he's a superhero or some shit.

He'd have the perfect disguise.

Now I really want to see him in a superhero costume.

Bunnyman and his sidekick the Usanator.

I made myself laugh.

But all in all, Mitsukuni fuck-ass Haninozuka is a stawberry obsessed, cake inhaling, mentally disturbed, WAY too cute, butt-kicking, angry little happy grinning monstrosity!!!

And I want one!

Also another song due to the fact every Mitsukuni I find is either out of character, doesn't want to be friends, or inactive:

*seven angry guitar strums*

BITCH