Nitwits

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Over the phone:

Father: Son, how do you fair?

Me: I'm doing arithmetics in my room. 

Father: Is it clean, has Ana cleaned it?

Me: Yes father.

Father: Don't be late for dinner, we have matters to discuss

Me: Of course sir.

-call ends-


Reality: My room is worse than a sty with dirty clothing everywhere, I'm lying in bed doodling, and Ana is banging on my door yelling at me to let her clean my quarters.

Hahaha, no.

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