So I have this friend named Julia and I was helping her get her new job for her mother's company in order. Being a manager is a lot of work and she barely knows where to start. So we're sitting in my room trying to get these numbers right and she's growling in anger because she's getting missed and every time I get something wrong I groan and just curse under my breath and all the sudden my brother, Eyan, bursts in and yells "ARE YOU HAVING SEX?" And we get so confused and frightened by his sudden assumption and EBINA WALKS BY AND SAYS "No, he's gay." AND EYAN, A NINE YEAR OLD, SAYS "Ohhh, that makes everything make a lot more sense." And then Julia gets confused and asks if my gay and I'm here like "NO! I AM NOT!!!"
This was my first complaint about Eyan.
And how does he know about sex?!
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