When I say terrible, I mean terrible in an amusing way. Ebina likes to go outside, find animals, bring them in, go to my father's office, walk to the second floor, look down at him, and start singing "the circle of life" while holding the animal on the air and staring majestically at it.
She's done this with:
2 small stray dogs,
5 birds,
4 lizards,
18 frogs,
Quite a few ducks from our pond,
1 guinea pig,
7 mice,
And 2 rats.
How she catches them, I have only one thought.
She's the next Disney princess.
That is terrifying.
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