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Tamaki you little fuckass

Alright alright alright, this is getting fun!!

I can't write one on Haruhi, sadly, because she's actually started reading.

So let's move on now, shall we?

This little bastard.

This Tamaki François Suoh little bastard right here

Hon hon hon je m'appelle Suoh Tamaki.

YES THIS ONE.

Can we all agree he's an idiot? A rather blind one as well? Do you know how hard it was for me to get Haruhi and him to realise his love for each other? (Actually it was harder to get Haruhi to realise it but I can't say shit about you, now can I? Because yOU'LL READ IT.) It was SO damned hard. "No I'm Daddy", "Oh no, if anything you're mommy, Kyoya!" "Mon ami! How could you say that about my little girl?" OH SHUT THE FUCK UP. I mean, he has made me pinch the bridge of my nose so hard, so many times, I'm surprised my nose hasn't popped clean off! I mean really, You love her, you're the same age, how the fuck? How the hell? How the bloody dammit did you not realise this sooner? God!

And he's annoying. "Mon ami! Woohoo! Yay!" "Let's help people!" I swear he thinks his life is a TV show. He's so reckless and acts as if consequences don't exist, and do you know how hard it is to please him? The second we finish one thing he wants to do another that's an hour and a half away! He's all over the map! Literally!!! Do I look like I have bloody time to put up with your shit? No! No I do not! I'm a really busy man during the school year! I'm sorry but what the actual fuck?

Then there's the emo corner! Why? Why? You're not depressed, yes you have mother and father issues, well look at me my best friend and closets brother not to mention TWENTY-FIVE OTHER PEOPLE are dead Tamaki! And I'm perfectly fine! At least your mother is still alive, I'm surprised mine isn't six feet under yet BECAUSE ALL THE PEOPLE I LOVE END UP DYING AND I'M HERE SMILING THROUGH THIS STORM AND AT THE DROP OF A PEN YOU'RE IN A CORNER MOPING BECAUSE SHIT HASN'T GONE YOUR WAY. I mean that all marrying that... what? Éclaire donut woman? That was a big deal, you can overreact to that all you want. BUT DON'T MOPE BECAUSE SOMEONE SAYS YOU CAN'T HELP THEM OR BECAUSE HARUHI'S FATHER DESPISES YOU WITH EVERY FIBRE OF HIS BEING!

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Now I probably look bad don't I?

Yeah that's the point, I wanted to get out my honest opinion out on all these bastardly bitches without them reading it....

But I'm not even half finished with ranting on Tamaki.

This little fuck never gave up on me. I mean, I don't thing you understand how insane that was. I had already given up on myself and was utterly blind to it. I thought for the longest time I was none other than the now third rejected son. He never even knew there was a fourth. He didn't know my story and yet, he helped me. He didn't even know what was wrong half the time and didn't bother to ask. All he'd ask was "What can I do to make it better?" Is... Is that not magical? The number of times I've let out everything I've bottled up to him and he took it eagerly like a piece of cake. He's saved me so, so many times by just doing this simple thing. I can't open up to anyone else like I've done to him. Every one of the misfortunes I've been through, wether I was lectured by my father or going through one of the many deaths, they were all the same to him and he treated them so perfectly, so genuinely, with nothing but kindness and love.

Not to mention the club. He thought of that club and it's given me so many new miraculous friends. It's given me the feeling of pure joy quite a few times. You all know how I am, reclusive, angry, working all the time. He's the reason I have ACTUAL friends that I can depend on and trust and, well, love.

I'm learning to love. He's teaching me to love. It's rather difficult, to be honest, it's probably the hardest thing I've ever had to learn. It's not only him, but surprisingly Hikaru as well, but I'll get on to that later; right now is about the king, my best friend. As you already know he's helped me through thick and thin. Without him I wouldn't be we're I am now, here, sharing my thoughts to all you readers. It's so hard to learn something my parents have deprived me of my whole life, but he's also taught me it's not their fault, it's how they were raised and, their parents, and their grand parents, and the grandparents before them. My future children, on the other hand, will be raised differently. Because of Tamaki I know how real family should be treated, and taken care of. I'm the one practically raising Ebina and Eyan and I don't want them to turn out like my older brothers and I. I want them to know they're capable of anything they put their minds to.

None of that would have been capable without Tamaki Suoh.

My king, and best friend.

But he's been very busy lately. Slightly upsetting. This summer I've been bored out of my ever loving mind. I wish he'd talk to me more. Then again I rather not pester him, I'll find something to keep me busy.