Terrifyingly strange thoughts of the cool type

LET'S MARK THIS DOWN. SHALL WE?

Ooooooooooooooooooh today was a rough start for just about evERY SIBLING I HAVE IN MY HOUSE HOLD FOR TWO REASONS AND TWO REASONS ONLY.

1. Someone thought it would be funny to stick my hand in a glass of water last night and I am MORE than certain it was one of my adopted younger siblings because my older ones are too mature. Not to mention it was Eyan's (youngest boy) GENIUS plan to wake me up at 10:00 WHEN HE KNEW MIGHTY WELL THAT I WAS AWAKE UNTIL TWO IN THE MORNING FIGHTING WITH A "business partner"  OVER SKYPE.

haha. Hahahahaha. You think that's terrible. Here's the part on why I'm even writing this:

2. I go down stairs and meet my older brothers having a neat conversation about who knows what do I ignore them and stay out of their way (after changing my god damned pants and sheets. Eyan is so lucky I couldn't find him) because I'm a respectable brother. I greet my sister in the kitchen and then I hear "Gay people are a terrible nuisance, thinking they're all privileged when in reality we all know they're going to hell."

"Ohhoho! Dearest older brother! I beg your pardon?" I ask obviously directing all my anger in his direction though most of it should have been for Eyan. He explains that "no wonder all gays are going to hell because the way they act is totally insane and absolutely despicable."

I look him dead in the eye, pissed as hell, I have never stood up to one of my brothers because I was under them, obviously. But it was about time he learned his place again, he may be the highest but her is NOT the best in the f*cking world.

I ranted to him the difference between quite a few things making a little less sense than I'm about to explain right now, but he was surprised and apologised for making me upset. I thanked him for apologising, I'm no monster. I'm just glad my father didn't hear it.

So let me explain this to all you homophobes that don't understand this yet:

The bible says the verse "a man shall not sleep with another man like he does a woman." does it not? Well my apologies for your misunderstanding because it actually means "you are not to degrade a man as you would a woman." It had absolutely nothing to do with sex between the two. The reason for this is because back before Christ and quite a bit afterwards, women were possessions, first belonging to their father then married off to their husbands. Back then sex was a sign of possession and sex between two men or two women was unnecessary because it didn't create any offspring. People back then bred and married for money and possession of the fairest than for love. Back then you were not to degrade a man, lover or not, like you would a woman or you would be considered ungodly. Other of things that are not considered ungodly are: incest, human sacrifices, and cannibalism within the Old Testament. I may not be the holiest man but I do love the stories of the catholic bible due to the fact it's just a good read in general. I read other bibles too, the Jewish being one of my favourite ones, but I have never been so disgusted by anyone's behaviour than what you just showed me this morning! Would you like to know what else is a sin? Eating shrimp, divorce, and wearing clothing of two different fibres. Would you like to explain how bad you've sinned in your life? Homophobic bastard.

Yes that's about everything I said to my brother with a lot less screaming in his ear. But honestly, those types of animals should get this through their heads.

So on Ootori Yuuichi's behalf, I apologise for my brother's comment. Though no one but my eldest brothers, sister, and I heard it, I am still apologising due to the fact he undeniably would have said the same thing if he were in public. So once again, my sincerest apologies.

Also no, this does not mean Eyan is off the hook, he will feel my wrath very soon. I hate children.