Terrifyingly strange thoughts of the cool type

Oh god...

So I feel like I have officially became a stalker. I am a Wattpad stalker. I'm sorry! I too shy to talk to her/him. Heim. I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's a her. I'm nervous this person will find me weird, then again me practically stalking their profile and not saying a lot is weird. I attempted small talk, but that got me no where. I tried something else but if I said that then they saw this it'd give me away as a creep. I mean, my personality is completely different from what I let on, I act like a certain person I have heard of but I tend to deny it and still do most of the time. If they found out that the only reason I'm quiet is because I'm tired all the time and I could talk all day over P.M. then what if this person found me offish or too different. Given, I don't know this person in real life. But that makes it even harder to know how to act. I really want to be their friend, fairly badly. M'lady Rosie knows due to the fact I can't stop spamming about this person and she has to start talking about something I like for me to get off the topic and rant about that. It's pretty embarrassing. Do I continue to leave things on their conversation board? Should I follow them? How do we become friends? I do find this person's personality somewhat "adorable" but in a friend type of way. Then again, they are role playing. Basically. I have a feeling that's actually how they act around the clock. But, yeah, I feel terrible, but I can't work up the nerve to private message them, what if they find it weird? Lots of Wattpadtonians (yes I have given us a name), from what I've gathered, find it strange for a person to P.M. them out of the blue. I don't really, but still. My friend is threatening to contact this person and tell them I want to be friends with them and that makes me five thousand times as anxious, not going to say any name but it starts with an M'l and ends with ady. Yes you know who you are, check thyself before thou wrecks thyself. I mean, I would love to have another friend, have them be monsieur/mademoiselle (whichever they prefer). I honestly just don't know how to approach this person. I don't want them to find me as a fish out of water. Do I act smooth? Do I act normal? Worse do I act like myself? I tend to get pretty excitable over PMs though I remain emotionless (emotions are too much work. Too tired.). There needs to be friend pick up lines. I need to make friend pick up lines.

UPDATE: I'll probably add little things I do to figure out how to react to them and figure if they're approachable. We shall call this person "Voldemort" because they are not to be named.