Terrifyingly strange thoughts of the cool type

Orange Juice at the front door

Someone left orange juice by my front door. I heard a knock on the door, I am the only one home, went to check it out, there's no one BUT BOOM..... Orange juice. I've been blessed. I need to find out who got me this!

Not a lot of people know about my orange juice obsession and I feel really special right now and trying to figure out who could have possibly given it to me! I feel so special. For those that didn't know, I will do anything for orange juice.

I will become your personal assassin for a glass.

BUT I WILL MARRY SOMEONE FOR A JUG.

Therefore I must find whoever has given me this and marry them.

Then again they never asked for anything in return.

I feel double special now.

But in all seriousness, I will do absolutely anything for orange juice. You name it I'll do it.

I mean other than murder my friends or family.

I will disown them, but not kill them.

I didn't post this earlier because I forgot. I have now drunk the whole jug and have no regrets. I am in bed wearing a robe and shaking because I need to pee but I'm so warm.

I

Need

To

Pee

So

Bad.

When I feel like its an emergency I will get out of bed. I might end up poisoning my bladder from holding it so long.

I'm not risking it, I'm going to piss. I gave in.

Curses.