Ebina: <<downstairs in the kitchen>> Oh sweet we got honey.
Me: <<Hears this from my room. Runs down the hall, turns corner sliding, runs down that hall, slams into wall, dislocates my shoulder, pops it back in place. Runs down half the stairs before tripping and falling down over twenty stairs, I think I twisted my ankle. Races into the kitchen, tackles Ebina, steals the honey and runs.>>
Ebina: HOLY SHIT, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WENT THROUGH ONE OF INDIANA JONE'S TEMPLES OR SOME CRAP!
Me: PERKS OF C.I.P.! <<running upstairs>>
Ebina: THAT WAS FOR MY SANDWICH.
Me: THIS WAS FOR MY SOUL. THIS IS SOUL FOOD.
Alois Ootori the Savage One: <<passing me in the hall>> You going to eat all of that?
Me: <<death glare>> I could eat honey all day everyday... <<slowly slips into my room watching my younger sibling with my death glare as I shut the door.>>
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May I notify you that I am alright, I don't feel it. I could hear Akito laughing his ass off down the hall from his room because he obviously heard everything. This honey was in a fucking gallon tub, I have no regrets.
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