BTS Scenarios

BTS reacts to: Jake Paul

DISCLAIMER!! I do not mean to offend anybody with this scenario. I apologize in advance if I offend people. This was written just for fun.

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Suga: Wtf is this shit

Namjoon: IDK bro it's some white shit

Suga: Bitch don't deserve no gahdamn Rolex... prolly a rental

*In the background, Hobi is still dancing to this shit cuz Hobi*

Namjoon: *translates what they're saying*

Hobi: *slowly stops dancing when he realizes wtf they're saying*

Suga: *judges*

Hobi: They need some ass whoopin from Coolio sunbaenim

Suga: Let them clean the fucking yacht like y'all did. Maybe the chemicals from the cleaning supplies can help them with their lyrics

Namjoon: Do I need to destroy a bitch? My hands are ready

*Hobi calls for the maknae line to watch the vid*

Hobi: You see this?

Maknae line: *nods*

Hobi: This is why we tell you guys not to do drugs and sex... Unless it's between all of us

Jungkook: Hyung, why is he saying he's from LA then from Ohio? Is he lost?

Namjoon: I don't know, maknae. He probably hit his head on the door of the Lamborghini. Which reminds me... Why in the hell are the doors open?!

Jimin: Prolly dun know how to drive a Lambo... issa rental

Suga: like his Rolex

*High fives Jimin*

V: Lambo... LISAAAA!!! BRRR RAMBO!!

Jungkook: *groans* No V hyung. Not Lisa noona's "Lamborghini"

Namjoon: ...why...

*Jin walks in*

Jin: Watcha watchin *looks at vid and sees the girl's part*

Namjoon: Oh hey hyu-

Jin: Are you cheating on me?

Namjoon: Hyung... Cheat on you? With these crackers? PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT babe I swear I'm not

Jin: *still watching the vid* Why is she saying she's high like a drone?

Suga: How tf would a 12 year old know what getting high feels like? She prolly got high off the cologne from the guy she hoe'd around with

*the room goes silent*

V: Suga hyung... U gOT hIGH?!

Jimin: OOOOOH SUGA HYUNG SMOKED WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Suga: *raises a finger at them* I am a 25 year old man. Of course I know what weed smells like. It's like saying Jungkook doesn't know the taste of apple juice when we're drinking alcohol in front of him

Jungkook: Hyung! That was supposed to be a se-

Jin: jUngkOOk dId whAT

Suga: I didn't say shit about you drinking with me

....

Suga: Oh shit my bad

Jungkook: HYUNG!!!!

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I'm so sorry

My friend and I were watching the vid then we came up with this shit. We're such jackasses I swear xD

Once again, I do apologize greatly if I offend anybody with this scenario. We did this just for fun, and we wanted to share it with y'all. 

Anyways, what did y'all think of it? Should I write some more scenarios like this? BTS reacting to so and so? Let me know!!

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