BTS Scenarios

BTS As Things My Friends Said

Seokjin:
> "Ya! I'm older than you!"
> "What subject is an angry person good at? TRIGGER-NOMETRY"
> "What do you call Pikachu with breasts? Pikabeeewwwb!"

Yoongi:
> "This is an AB conversation so C yourself out while sucking on some D."
> "Why are we friends again?"
> "Pass me the bleach while you're at it."
> "Be gone thots!"

Hoseok:
>*opposing team wins a game of pictionary*
"How the hell did you get 'Brazil' out of that?!"
> "Lawd it's Christmas day and I'm getting a lil emotional."
> "I may be annoying as fuck, but you all still love me."

Namjoon:
> "Bruh I'm so proud of myself. I made my first grilled cheese and I didn't burn anything."
> "I can't dance to save my life shiee."
> "I can sin today."

Jimin:
> "Midget coming through!"
> "Yeah I waddle a little bit when I walk so what?"
> *sees crush* "I'm right here! Come to me! Not that hoe!"
> *Dora the Explorer theme song* "D-d-d-d-da riceball!"

Taehyung:
> "If gay was a candy, I would be skittles."
> "Of course I'm saved! I asked Jesus in my dreams!"
> "If you were born in California, are you considered a U.S Citizen?"

Jungkook:
> "This bitch..."
> "Seniority my ass."
> *drinks a bottle of ginger beer for the first time* "My mom would kill me if she saw this."
> "Yeah I slept past my bed time (8:30). I'm a criminal now."
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My friends are crazy, but I love them to death lmao

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