BTS Scenarios

Welcome to: BTS ARMY Bootcamp

Do you want to be sellout and so goddamn trendy that people be talking good and bad shit about you? Well then, you came to the right place! Welcome to BTS ARMY Bootcamp!

If you think you've got the balls to do endless hours of promotion and can enjoy five to ten minutes of sleep while at the same time juggling the fact that you can't have some private time to yourself, then your poor desperate soul must be out of your goddamn mind!

You'll learn all the necessities for the "Bangtan Formula." From heterosexual fanfictions to homosexual tendecies, you'll learn everything there is to know about how we made it to the top. (Jkjkjk)

First Period Beauty
Jin: Army! You want to be as beautiful as me?!

Army: Sir yes sir!

Jin: The answer to that question is no! You fucking can't! Drop and give me twenty! Dollars! You ain't getting these albums for free! Nahhh bruh

Second Period Rapping
Army: *searching for predebut pics of Suga*

Suga: *standing right behind them* You think you slick?

Army: N-no sir

Suga: *leans in between the bunch* Then I suggest you log off and go back to your rapping lessons before I make a diss track about you all

Third Period PE
Namjoon: Well, since you all had failed the last reflection, the boys and I have agreed on the most excruciating punishment for you guys.

Army 1: Please don't tell me we're going to do high note practices.

Namjoon: Nope

Army 2: Acting likes memes?

Namjoon: Nope

Army 3: Then what is it?

Namjoon: Hope on the streets for a week

J-hope: *rises from the shadows* Who's ready to suffer?

Fourth Period Science
Army: I don't get it. Why do we have to watch an hour of Jungkook smiling

Taehyung: Shhhh.... here comes my favorite part

Army: Why must we do a full blown analysis on Yoongi's veiny hands?

Jimin: Enough questions and notice how dad- I mean- Yoongi's vein move dammit

Yoongi *in the background*: Damn straight

Army: Mr. Seokjin, sir? Why do you play Dimple on repeat?

Seokjin: *staring at RM and his fine flass, at the other side of the room* none of your damn business

RM: Yeah you heard him

Army: *walks in on Jungkook hanging on a wire midair with a blindfold on while Singularity plays* what the fuck.....

Jungkook: *takes of blindfold* .... I can explain....

Army 67: *whispers* nae ppi ddam nunmul

Army: *looking out the window* why is there some creepy as dude with some pickachu makeup outside the gates?

Namjoon: *looks out as well* Shit... Taehyung.. I knew we were forgetting someone.

Jin: *mumbling* Reminds me of when Bighit forgot my lines

Modeling lessons with Taehyung

Taehyung: Alright everyone. Now repeat after me. "The Gucci is within me. I am the Gucci. The Gucci is me."

All Army: The Gucci is within me. I am the Gucci. The Gucci is me.

Taehyung: *walks away from the classroom* I'm sorry I can't handle these peasants. I'm to fabulous and expensive for them. *while leaving, he puts on shades and plays "Gucci" by Jessi on full fucking blast*
_________

Class got out early and I was bored😂😂 istg I'm on crack sometimes

Hope y'all enjoyed this wreck😂😂

- Rinitta L.

Photo credit to owner