BTS Scenarios

BTS as Guardian Angels

A/N: This is made up y'all like idek what guardian angels do lol so if I offend somebody in any way, I apologize in advance.
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JIN:
• Makes sure you eat well by blessing you with a harvest everyday especially on your birthday

• Gives ya good lighting whenever you take selcas cause a bitch needs to look good like him

• "I'd come down to earth and bless you with my beauty, but I don't want you to turn into salt"

• Strikes you if you don't laugh at good dad jokes

• "I don't remember ordering these heart glasses."
Jin from above: "shhhh... just take em"
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SUGA:
• If he saw you doing stupid shit, he would mostly be like "Why am I you're guardian angel?" *facepalm*

• Wants to die to get away from you but realizes he's in heaven already

• "Lord please tell me why I'm stuck with that"

• Actually watches over you and takes care of you despite how much of a brat you are

• Sometimes he'd pull stupid pranks on ya for his own amusement like making you trip over your own feet or set the house on fire

• "Don't put the knife in th- fuck why do I even with you I swear to my boss"
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J-HOPE:
• Wakes yo ass up with the damn trumpet every morning (a.k.a. beginning of 1 Verse)

• Brings the sun around whenever you go out so you could have a happy day (except winter)

• *sees you dancing like a maniac in the living room* "You call that dancing? You should see me!" *starts popping and locking in the clouds*

• When sad, he'd instantly brighten your day with the snap of his fingers

• "Ahh that's much better" *smiles from ear to ear seeing you happy*
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RM:
• Helps you with homework by giving you signs
*on post-it* "the answer is four, dumbbutt"

• "Lord, please explain why you assigned me someone who's just as clumsy as me?"

• Lowkey brags to the other angels how great you are, but leaves out your clumsy moments (he does not wanna talk about that one time in Cali)

• Accidentally fucks up your life at one point but then blesses you with a winning lottery ticket like wonhae money money bitch

• *looks down at you from the clouds* "Sorry your guardian angel is such a clutz"
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JIMIN:
• Has the most angelic voice (no pun intended) #blessedeverymorning

• Protects you 24/7 (even from flies like he'd karate chop them fuckers while you sleep)

• *sees you having a nightmare* "Don't worry. I'll take care of you." *becomes the hero in your dreams to fight off the monsters*

• God's go-to angel (well... sometimes he is when he doesn't pull stupid shit)

• "You got no ja-" *a big chunk of hail hits the human's head*
God: who the fu- *looks back seeing to Jimin with a cannon filled with hail*
Jimin: *whistles and slowly hides the cannon behind him*

• *clouds spell out the words I-WAS-BORN-IN-BUSAN-FIRST*
God: Where is Jimin?! I swear to me that I will-
Jimin: *hides behind Jesus*
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V:
• Loves children

• Gets excited when he has to watch over a child, but loves all humans of all ages in general (sometimes)

• Tries to keep a close eye on you but he ends up being the one who gets lost

• *runs across heaven because he woke up late from a Hero Academia binge night* "Y/N I'm coming for you! Your angel is on his way just hold on!"

• Keeps you safe from all the bad people (and from other brands aside from Gucci)

• *goes out with a Louis Vuitton handbag but then it starts raining* "What the fuck?!"
Taehyung: *up in the clouds with the hose* not in this Gucci household, bitch

JUNGKOOK:
• Lost and confused lil angel, but tries his best to do his job

• Fights off bad people, creatures, etc for you to have a good life (like do you see his muscles *heart eyes*)

• Jungkook: *pew pew pew bang bang bang BOOM* YES I BEAT MY HIGH SCORE!
God: Jungkook, oh my me please stop playing overwatch at night. The humans think it's the apocalypse.

• Does what he can to make you happy (i.e. spoiling you with blessings, making sure class/work is canceled due to bunny domination or the flu)

• "I may not be the best guardian angel, but at least you're not with Namjoon-hyung"
Namjoon: YAH I CAN HEAR YOU
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Poor Namjoon lmao what'd he do to deserve that😂😂

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