Jin: We ran out of food and this is all I can find after somebody burned the damn food
Namjoon: Oh yeah blame the clutz for ruining Christmas dinner *rolls eyes*
Jin: Babe you burned the pan of course I'm fucking blaming you
Namjoon: it's still edible! Look at Yoongi hyung!
Yoongi: *eats it anyway*
Jimin: c'mon hyungs it's Christmas! Where's the love?
Taehyung: *TRIGGERED* I WANNA KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW WHAT IS LOVE
Jimin: bitch no
Jin: Love is in my ass cuz none of yall can appreciate my goddamn cooking just like how pd-nim can't appreciate my acting skills
Hoseok: ooooooooooh shiiiiieeeeeee *sips eggnog, then spits it out cuz ewwie*
Namjoon: did u just spit on me
Taehyung: Well some of us have natural talent, Jin-hyung
Jin: Bitch you died in your drama idk what chu talking bout like death in dramas equal to death of contract
Jungkook: can we just eat plea-
Jin: sit tf down u rabbit lookin ass mf
Yoongi: *still eating*
Jimin: Ho mah gah, hyung you're overreacting again
Jin: I'm World Wide Handsome! I can be dramatic as much as I want
Tae: u a world wide bish that's fosho
Namjoon: calm yall's tits like damn I'm trynna eat my damn turkey leg
Jimin: pFFFt what's left of it
Jin: bitch be grateful I cooked y'all a meal or y'all would've been eatin this ass instead
Namjoon: *chokes on his turkey leg*
Tae: I'll pass
Hoseok: I think I'll just give you all some alone time *carries the chair with Yoongi in it who btw is still drinking his eggnog*
Jimin: bIH whErE U gOiNg w mAh mANz
Hoseok: uR mANz?! TF
Jimin & Hoseok: *looks at Yoongi*
Yoongi: *drops eggnog* uhhhh I can explain
Taehyung: Okay that's it *magically pulls out a mic from his pocket* all y'all sit your fine asses down and listen up
Jungkook: but hyung-
Yoongi: Not now fetus bunny listen to Taehyung
Jin: so what
Hoseok: yeah u cheatin piece of ass!
Taehyung: Time for me to school y'all. Hyung before you buff up that plane landing strip u call shoulders, we all just need you to be quiet for a moment. You be talking so much like u have more than two lines in our songs
Rest of BTS except Jin: OOOOOOOOOHHHH
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Namjoon: can we just eat like normal people pls
Yoongi: I will eat like a normal person when your flat ass matches your biceps
Hoseok: *whispers* damn, yoongi hyung snapped
Jimin: *sees mistletoe* kookie kiss meee
Jungkook: ew no tf my ass belongs to Tae
Taehyung: yasssss
Hoseok: *pointing at the decorations* look at all these balls
Yoongi: alla these balls and u ain't got none in ya
Yoongi: unless ;)))))
Taehyung: You heard him Jimin kookie's ass is MINE
Yoongi: Yeah well that's not what he said last night with me
Hoseok: sO U dID cHeAt oN mE
Jin: Let's be honest here man everybody be cheatin on everybody
Namjoon: can I just eat my damn turkey leg in peace
