I suppose you could call these incorrect quotes our own version of RWBY Chibi... Also, I wanted to release this after I completed Team SHDW Volume 2, but this chapter just kept piling up... so I plan to release a part 5 after Volume 2 instead. I hope you enjoy over 10000 words of Incorrect Quotes!
Also, there might be some spoilers for future events, but that's for you to decipher.
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Prison Guard #1: What's that sound?
Prison Guard #2: Edward is punching his way through the wall of his cell.
Guard #1: What?! Shouldn't we be stopping him?
Guard #2: You want to go confront the guy who is literally punching his way out of maximum security? Be my guest.
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Caitlin: *tries to fall asleep with the sound of the pouring rain outside* Aaah, oh yeah, nothing better than a natural lullaby to sleep peacefully in my bed and dream of a wonderful alternative univers-
Nature: *thunder chrashes dangerously close by with a terrifying echo*
Caitlin: *hiding under the covers and trembling like a leaf* Actually, never mind.
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Felix: You remind me of the ocean.
Scarlett: Why the ocean?
Felix: Because you're salty and you scare people.
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Taven: *jumps onto Sapphire's bed, next to Sapphire* Sapphire, I don't like your name.
Sapphire: What?
Taven: Particularly your last name. I think you should change it.
Sapphire: I hate my real last name anyway. What should I change it to, again?
Taven: Elysian.
Taven: *jumps out of bed and dashes out of the dorm*
Sapphire: *blushing heavily* D-did you just propose to me?!
Sapphire: *chasing after Taven* TAVEN, GET BACK HERE!!!
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Dante: I hope you go bald!
Rin: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Dante: TAKE THAT BACK!!!
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Tara: I'm cold.
Insane!Borvine: You should kiss me to warm up.
Tara: I take it back, I'd rather freeze.
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Michelle: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on a count of three. One... two... three.
Michelle:
Sora:
Michelle: See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us.
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Taven: Sapphire, what would you do if I howled like a wolf during sex?
Sapphire: What do you mean, "if"? You literally just did that. Like, not even five minutes ago.
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Hannibal: Team BNSH won, fair and square... even Pamela admits it.
Tara: Where is Pamela by the way?
Michelle: Still in the showers. We think she's trying to drown herself.
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Skyler: I have no fears.
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Team SHDW Information
Fanfiction|Bios| You know who they are, but what were their origins? This book gives descriptions of Team SHDW, as well as their pasts. Now includes more teams, extras, short stories, and incorrect quotes. Yang Xiao Long x OC (Skyler Yin) OC (Dante Williams)...
