Incorrect Quotes Part 5

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Yeah... this is definitely our own version of RWBY Chibi... Then again, most of RWBY Chibi is incorrect quotes and fan comics.
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Sapphire: Why are you naked, Skyler?!

Skyler: Uh... I've got no clean clothes?

Sapphire: (opens his room's closet) Of course you've got clean clothes. There are jackets, pants, shirts, hi Yang, jeans, shorts, coats...
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Pamela: THIS. IS. SUPPOSED. TO. BE. A. COSTUME. PARTY.

Sora: I know, I dressed up.

Pamela: (looks at Sora up and down and sees no difference from his regular attire) Pray tell, what did you dress up as?

Sora: Your future boyfriend.

Pamela:

Sora:

Pamela:

Sora: (intense eyebrow wriggling)
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Grimm: (appears)

Hannibal: It's Malsumis!

Pamela: Come again?

Hannibal: Malsumis. My people's god of chaos and thorns. He makes all the little things in nature that are inconvenient and mean.

Skyler: Are you talking about the Grimm?

Hannibal: Yes, Malsumis' coming is very grim. Imagine you go to a party, and there's cheesecake. You cut the cheesecake and take a bite, only to realize it is filled with bees. That is what Malsumis is like.

Pamela: You might want to reevaluate the situation-

Hannibal: Then someone comes up and they're like, "I have bee poison." They put it in the cake and kill the bees, but then it's poisonous. Then they say, "I also have the antidote. It will make it safe, but some bees will live." So now you have a cake with bees that may or may not sting you.

Hannibal: This is also Malsumis.

Skyler: Neat. I respect your cultural identity.
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Skyler: (loads Shadow Dust into Kasai) I'm giving you one chance here, Selena, so take your time and think about how you want to answer this question: Do you want to sit down, and talk this out?

Selena: I'm gonna use your skull... as a beer mug.

Skyler: (sighs and puts his hand over his face) Don't say I didn't warn you.

Skyler: (pulls down hand and transforms into Grimm!Skyler)

Selena: (as she defends herself from his attack) What?!

Grimm!Skyler: No time to explain!

Grimm!Skyler: (disappears from sight)

Selena: WHAT?!?!

Grimm!Skyler: (now behind her) Oh, no time to explain!

Grimm!Skyler: (pulls trigger on Kasai and swings) HAAA-

Selena: (barely blocks)

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