The Bad, The Bidder, and the Daughter (KBTBB)

Baba: Ten

KATSUMI POV

I was stuck spending the next day with the guys while Mom and Baba went to rekindle whatever left of a dead romance was left.

I mean, you'd think after sixteen years of separation they would want to include their daughter.

But I can't say I blame them and that I wasn't happy about it.

Kanako was sent back to HQ to do whatever mafia subordinates do. I didn't care enough to actually ask her.

Currently, I was with Mamoru.

I placed my head on his lap.

"What do you think you're doing, kid?" He asked me, somehow managing to sound comprehensible with a cherry-vanilla scented cigarette in his mouth.

"Your lap is super comfy. I love it." Like I love the smell of that cigarette between your lips, I thought.

Curiosity got the better of me and I took it out of his mouth.

"Hey what are you doin'? I don't care if you've got something about smoking-"

He stopped when I put it in my mouth.

I took a puff then put it back in his mouth.

"That was the worst tasting thing I have ever put between my lips. And trust me, a lot of things have been in my mouth."

"Gross, kid," he said, clearly disturbed.

"You know you love it."

I got smacked.

...

After that, I went to go harass Soryu.

So far, he was my favorite.

I sat on his lap because I wanted to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible, because of boredom.

"I am 43 years old, I do not need this."

I replied to him, "Age is just a number, baby."

He shoved me off.

...

"Senpai, notice me," I said as I poked Ota's pale cheek.

He sighed and put his paintbrush down, "What?"

"So I heard you have a dog kink..."

He literally threw me out his studio.

...

Eisuke was the last person.

I knew he'd be a tough case to crack.

I had tried everything- sexual remarks, handsy things, I even gave him a kiss on the neck.

But nothing worked.

I sighed in defeat, "Eisuke, why won't you throw me out like the others? I've done enough to you in the past five minutes to break more sexual harassment laws than I can count."

He turned to me, "I've dealt with worse. Why do you want me to kick you out?"

I shrugged, "I want everyone to get sick of me so I can see my friends."

"I could just stick you back up for auction."

"At this point, I'd almost welcome that. I hate Baba. You'd think he'd wanna spend time with his ong lost daughter, but nooo. I'm stuck with Mr. Cancer Stick, a mobster, the mayor of Furrytown, and the Ice Prince."

"King," he corrected.

"Screw you."

"Maybe later."

My eyes widened, "Hot."

"Look," he put down his paperwork, "what do you really want?"

"I want you to spend the day with me. Take me to the aquarium. They have a father-child discount thing today."

"I'm not your father."

"No one else knows that."

"...I could just pay full price at a much nicer aquarium. Or, better yet, just buy you one."

"Nah, I'm good. Just pretend to be my dad for a bit, then we can get the 10% off. Please, Eisuke."

He sighed, "...fine. But in exchange, you must do something for me."

"whatcha need me to do, boss-a-roo?"

"There is an old friend of mine and his daughter coming to visit. His daughter, unlike her father, I can not stand. When I say I've dealt with worse, I mean her. In order to get her off of me, I need you to pretend to be my daughter. It's basically the same as what you're asking me to do, so you should have no problem with it."

I nodded, "yeah, I'm totally fine with that."

"Good. Get dressed in something nicer, he'll be here in 4 hours."

"Wait-what?!"

...

YUI POV

"Baba," I gasp as he pins me to a wall and caresses me.

"Yui.."

He picked me up and laid me on the bed.

"I've missed this," he said as he unbuttoned his shirt.

I smirked at the view, "yeah, me too."