The Bad, The Bidder, and the Daughter (KBTBB)

Mamoru and Soryu: Eight

NANAKO POV

After about nine minutes of me complaining they finally moved me to the couch.

Which was somehow even more uncomfortable than the chair.

I started to make various clicking sounds with my mouth out of boredom.

Suddenly, a wild bagel appeared!

Bagel used "Hit Nana in the god damn face"!

But jokes on them, I caught it with my mouth.

"Woah, holy crap, you really caught that?"

I nodded as I started to consume the bagel, with no hands, mind you.

The two guys who were watching me pulled two chairs out and sat in front of me.

"How do you do that?" Asked the one on the left.

I thought back to when Isao was asking for help on his knowledge of what to do in a kidnapping situation. Because apparently both our moms have been held hostage before.

Like, seriously.

What the fuck.
...
'Okay, what do you do if you're tied up?' I asked.

'In what context?'

I flicked the lens of his glasses as he laughs.

"Well, I suppose I'd make small talk with them and get them to trust slash like me."

"Really," I queationed, "no intimidation? That seems to be your strong suit."

"Intimidation wouldn't get me far. Most likely they have guns or some other deadly weapon. And honestly, what good would trying to scare them do?"
...
"Years of practice. I can also catch noodles, sandwiches, and herpes."

The guys laughed, "how old are you kid?"

"Almost seventeen," I answered.

"No way. You're pretty cool. I'm Toshio. That's Hideki."

A woman I didn't even know was there yelled at them, "don't tell her your names idiot!"

Hideki roller his eyes, "shut up, Rarachan."

She walked over and smacked him upside his head, "its Akira! Akira Ranada!" She quickly covered her mouth as the men laughed.

"You tricked me! Idiots!"

I laughed with the men, "so who exactly are you guys?"

"Oh, we're part of AID."

"AIDS? Well, I don't see why a bunch of people with AIDS would wanna kidnapped me, considering I'm STD free since '93..."

Akira blushed, "it's AID! Not AIDS! AID is a group that promotes love and we search for the true meaning of it and stuff!"

"So basically," I began, "you're a bunch of lonely people who never had a date in high school who resolves to kidnapping teenagers to become part of your twisted harem thingy?"

Toshio looked insulted, "no, that's not it at all!"

"It kinda is..."

"Shut up, Hideki!"

I blinked, "no, seriously. Why do you guys want me?"

"Well, you're the daughter of Mamoru Kishi. He's like, AID Enemy Number One."

"And why is that?"

"Get comfortable Nanako, time for a history lesson..."

......

ISAO POV

"It's AID, its gotta be. They're the only ones I could think if that would go to this much trouble..."

I punched a wall, "so then, what the fuck are we waiting for?"

"Calm down, Edge Lord. AID has most likely changed base locations. And they've been so quiet crime wise, we don't have a lead area..."

"I hope you know you're paying for that hole in the wall."

"Eisuke, you're a billionaire. Back the fuck off my future son in law."

We turned our heads towards the elevator.

Aunt Yui and mom were standing there with their luggage in hand, "Now," said Yui, "what the hell is this I'm hearing about AID?"