The Bad, The Bidder, and the Daughter (KBTBB)

Soulmate AU! (Nana + Isao)

AN: I haven't gotten proper sleep in 2 weeks and the only real food I've had was a two hour old hamburger earlier today pls forgive me if this sucks I don't want to publish a storyline chapter while I'm in this state.
Anyways soul mate au where the first words your soul mate says to you are tattooed on your body
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ISAO POV

"Ugh, honestly. I can't believe the first thing my soul mate is going to say to me will be "do you even lift bro" like, what the fuck?"

I glare at Katsumi, "you think you've got it bad? What's mine again?"

She sighed as we repeated together, "First off, that's not how you pronounce jeopardy in English you piece of shit. Second, it's obviously a recording."

She flopped down on my bed and hugged my omurice pillow, "you wanna just say fuck soulmates and run away together?"

I lied down next to her, "no... if we ran away I wouldn't be able to become a cop because all my perfect records would be gone."

She rolled over to face me, "Saoie, I will always laugh my ass off at the fact that you, a son of a mob boss, want to become a police officer. It makes less sense than why men have nipples ."

I pulled her close to me, "shut up. Don't you have any goals, daughter of a master thief?"

She placed her head on my chest, "I wanna own a gay bar and embezzle my own funds. Maybe do some money laundering or do cocaine  trafficking for a drug lord in Mexico or Columbia. You never know."

I patted her back and ruffled her long chestnut colored hair, "with the likelihood of you ending up in a maximum security prison, I should probably become a lawyer."

"Nah, I'll be fine. You need to stop acting like my soul mate or something. You're always so caught up with me and trying to keep me safe. It's almost like you're in love with me."

I laughed, "you're not my type."

I could feel her raise an eyebrow, "what exactly is your type? You never show interest in any girls. Or boys for that matter. Tell me Saoie, describe your dream girl... or boy.?"

I thought for a moment, "hmmm. Black...no... dark grey hair. But not silver grey, like... the color of ash. Preferably short and curly. I've always thought bouncy curly hair was cute. Multicolored eyes. Doesn't matter which shades. I would prefer someone on the chubby side. Someone who knows what they want. Someone who will let me take care of them. They have to be kind. Has to have a sense of humor. Not like yours, though. I would like my soul mate to be... laid back. I honestly wouldn't mind if they were lazy so long as they have a drive for something."

Katsumi yawned,"you're never gonna find this person if your preferences are so specific. You're gonna end up disappointed in your soul mate if you keep this up. Anyways, we should probably get some sleep. You've got that whole tour thingy tomorrow at the detective Olive thingy what ever... " she mumbled.

Her yawning was contagious, "so be it. Good night Sumi."

She snuggled closer, "night Saoie."

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"And here's where we're gonna take a quick stop. This is the break room. I have to use the restroom, so I'll be back in about 15 minutes. There's cameras everywhere so don't think about doing anything dumb" and so the tour lady left me.

There were two or three other people in the room. I sat down in front of the TV next to someone in a sweatshirt with the hood up, covering their face.

I looked at the screen and saw some American game show.

"I didn't know that they aired Jeopardy in Japan."

"First off, that's not how you pronounce jeopardy in English you piece of shit. Second, it's obviously a recording." Spoke a somewhat raspy androgynous voice.

We both froze and turned to face each other.

The person took their hood off to reveal a girl with short and curly ash colored hair, brown and grey eyes with specks and blobs of light brown and hazel. I could tell even with the sweatshirt she was more on the chubby spectrum, her cheeks might have been the thing that gave it away.

"I'm Isao. Isao Oh."

"I'm... wow you're hot."

I chuckled nervously.

"Oh, right, um... My name is Nanako Kishi-Kobayashi. But... Most people call me Nako."

"May I call you Nana?"

She blushed a bit then nodded, "yeah, sure... er ... um... sorry. I don't really know what to say."

"It's okay, I know what you mean... I... so we're soul mates."

"I believe we are. Does this mean we start dating now or..."

"I'm not sure. That's what my parents did. What about yours?"

"My parents aren't soul mates."

"Huh?"

"My mom and my dad fell in love when they were young and thought it didn't matter if a quote on their arm was what they said to each other or not. But, naturally it didn't work out. My mom found hers eventually; a woman named Akira. My dad doesn't want to find his, though. I still don't get why. Anyway, if you want to start dating, I'm fine with that."

"I... if it's all right with you... I would like to wait and get to know you more before we begin a relationship."

She gave me a smile that made my heart melt into a puddle, "I was hoping you would say that. My dad gets off work soon- he's a detective- and I assume your tour is almost done. Would you like to grab some soba noodles with me afterwords? We can talk more over food."

I nodded and smiled back, "yeah. I can't wait."

"Me too, Issy."

"Issy?"

She shrugged, "Isao's a mouthful."

"My full name is only three syllables..."

She leaned back, "first thing you need to know about me; I will do my best to get out of as much work as possible. No matter how little of an amount it is. Anyway, your guide is back."

I looked up to my right and saw the tour lady motion towards her.

"Right. Meet me at the front of the building in an hour?"

She did some finger guns at me as I went to leave the room, "you got it, Issy. Later."

"See you soon, Nana."