Operation Soonhoon ; Soonhoon

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Satanhoon to Callmesoon

Satanhoon: okay so the first song is finished

Callmesoon: really? Already?

Callmesoon: why didn't you call me to help you?

Satanhoon: you weren't exactly helping anyway

Satanhoon: when can you convert over to the studio?

Callmesoon: can't you just come here to mine?

Callmesoon: I wanna show you something as well

Satanhoon: fine, I'll be there in around 10 minutes

Satanhoon: make me some food too

Callmesoon: you're not the boss of me

Satanhoon: we'll see about that

Callmesoon: Jihoonie?

Satanhoon: sigh

Satanhoon: yes soonyoung?

Callmesoon: I feel so lonely

Satanhoon: make that two minutes

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All you ladies pop yo pussy like this

Minghoe: anyone else noticed that jun has a really punchable face?

Maknaeontop: sigh

Seungdaddy: what did he do now?

Satanhoon: yes I did actually

1004angel: I was thinking the exact same thing

Donkeykong: lmao what made minghoe so mad

Greasyjun: babe please

Minghoe: nope, whore

Handsoap: okay wow it actually sounds serious guys

Divakwan: spill the tea mingming

Greasyjun: he's my mingming, I can only call him mingming and haohao

Satanhoon: damn possessive much

Callmesoon: ^

Hooongkooong: are you serious rn?

1004angel: don't even try and deny that you two aren't like that

Seungdaddy: soonyoung gets mad if anyone calls Jihoon, Jihoonie

Maknaeontop: and Jihoon hyung gets mad when someone calls Soonyoung, Soonyoungie

Callmesoon: suddenly I can't read

Satanhoon: I don't recall

Minghoe: CaN wE gEt BaCk To Me PlEaSe

Divakwan: attention whore

Donkeykong: don't even try and say you aren't