*Does my make up, wipes my nose, comes out in a colorless gown ('coz my girlfriend has no favorite color) and waits..."
DIRECTOR: LIGHT, CAMERA AND ACTION!
Assalam o Alaikum and hello friends and fan!!
I'm your host and dost Kounj Muzafar. Today I'm the luckiest to interview our winner and author... uh... *looks around* *finds nobody*
"Its you, its your interview today." director hisses in my ear through ear peice.
Oh, oh yeah *goes inside and comes back dragging a poster of me.*
Thank you so much IEscapist for agreeing to this interview. I'm very happy to have you here. Let's begin with the usual question.
Tell us a little something special yourself and your background?
*cricket sound*
*nods* Um, I guess uh I'll have to answer for you then. Kay.
Tell us a little something special yourself and your background?
I'm bug murderer who is in severe need of hugs and 1000k. Who takes pleasure in ringing neighbor's doorbell and running like they're chasing me with AK 47.
People get my impression as a rude; arrogant over intelligent and overconfident marwan bitch who thinks the world works on her orders; but when they get to know me they realize that they were absolutely right :))
I'm not special but I make people I love feel special but the problem is I don't love anyone but myself so... *cricket sound*
What's your age, your date of birth and zodiac sign?
Turned two today, Libra.
(Happy birthday bitch!)
Which genre did your winner book belong to? What draws you to this genre?
Romance, I believe in satanic attraction so I like to write about them.
And it's easy:
Ek tha raja, ek this rani.
Mill gaye dono, khatam kahani.
^See? It's easy.
(Too lazy to translate it for you babies)
What do people hate the most about you?
I'm impulsive.
Just like a dormant volcano. I'm so calm but when someone really push that button I erupt venomous lava that can burn people alive and cause disastrous destruction. Yo!
Do you ever get writer's Block? Give one tip on how to get through the dreaded writer's block? *
Yeah, I'm going through one now. Nobody pressurize me to post so I'm cool. Though hitch hiking, hanging out with friends and music help.
How do you react to negative comments?
I read them thrice and realize they are not actually negative. They are helpful in some way.
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Interviews Of The Winners
RandomEver want to know more about an author? Well, read inside to get to know the great authors behind the pages we read. Here all the winners will tell us all about their wonderful stories. Thank you so so much @GollGappay for an amazing cover.
