Noisy Eaters

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If you are a loud eater, who eats super loudly or with your mouth open, I immediately hate you. I'm sorry, but once I see you eat like that, you are instantly down by 100 brownie points.

My mom and sister eat super loud! I can't deal with it. I can't be in the same room it's so bad. My sister slurps noodles(since that's the only thing she eats) really loudly, I can't stand it. What's worse is that my dad says to get over it and one day he'll tape me in a chair and force me to watch her and I won't be able to move.

Nope. I'll be outta that tape faster than fly flying to a pice of garbage. If anything I'll be strangling her. If I don't like something, I'm not gonna force myself to like it or get used to it. In fact, I build a passion on hating it. If I got paid for everything that makes me angry or annoyed, I'd be a a billionaire.

So in conclusion, I hate you if you eat loudly or with your mouth open. My sister and Mom eat too loud, and my dad thinks he knows how to fix it.

Also if anyone was wondering my dad is a Virgo.

Rawr! Now I'm in a bad mood! Rawr! Bye!

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