Get It Straight, Or Say Good Night

Animal Instincts

A/N:    xxx Beware of horribly written couplings in the sexual encountering kind! xxx

Louise walked away, George was on baby duty first. Off to see the animal nursery and giraffes and other 'safe' beasts in the other direction. They had finally arrived at Taronga Zoo and the place was amazing and the views, over Sydney harbour, incredible.

Putting space between herself and the group she took up conversation with a hunky zoo keeper that was putting some sort of god awful stinking animal excrement in a large pile. John lingered half chatting, half ignoring Brian but always watching. Why does she do this, hurt me with this sort of thing. She might as well be wearing the lingerie I gave her the other day...

Louise leaned over a little and John took off to save her virtue.

"Huny" John called sweetly. Louise straightened and mentally rolled her eyes. Johns 'huny' was usually nice but he was going to break a nail if he tripped on his Neanderthal ways. The Lennon leer then loomed and the zoo keeper took his eyes off Louise's attributes and placed them back down where they belonged, down on the pile of poo at his feet. "Hey man"

"Gidday mister Lennon, great day for a look at the zoo. Was just telling Lou 'ere that the Lion display will be on in ten, just round the corna" Zoo keeper was actually just a shit cleaner and John suddenly wasn't as bothered after he took in the Aussie's name tag- General hand- Lou wouldn't be bothered with the likes of him. She patted the guys muscled forearm for a little bit too long and was granted a Aussie wide grin; Not from John though, he wore a frown.

No, the poo guy, was the one who gave her a megawatt grin.

"So, do you get to wrestle the lions? Like if they try and attack you when you're cleaning" Louise preened as she tossed a silly girly question towards the young chap, John thought she was going to be a snob but then he remembered she took everyone the same ..... except women in his bed of course they could go and get fu-

"No luv, crickey I'd be part of this pile of shit, sorry poo, if I went in with 'em. Savage they are, rip yur arm clear off" Poo bloke was now staring at her tits again and Louise was staring at John, smirking.

Then Lou giggled.

When did she last giggle?

Can't remember, probably when Paul said some stupid shit.

"Well, have a nice day. I might see the Lions later, fancy coming to see the gorillas Johnny, be right up your alley, I'd think" Louise fanned her face and reached for a khaki tennis cap with a Taronga Zoo emblem on it. She must have purchased it from the gift shop on the way in, she pressed it on her head.

"Yea I'll come see the chimps"

"Gorillas"

"Whatever"

"Alone at last. Are you really as peeved as your face looks?" Louise watched the Gorilla scratch his backside then pressed a little closer to John. She just wanted John to see what she saw when he had the attention from the worlds opposite sex. Just wanted him to feel the pinch in the gut, the flair of anger, the determination to hold yourself back from pummelling the other's flirting floosy....

And she had seen it... the jealousy.

Just a little bit with Paul in the car, the accidental kicking of the door and when the boys had an ogle in the elevator and now here, while she chatted innocently with the zoo keeper guy with the putrid stench. John had been green oh yes indeed, so green he shone. Louise was pleased somewhat with how she had him rattled. Of course, she hated it but it had to be done. The bikini wasn't a planned wardrobe change but when John had flared over a simple t-shirt she took the idea and ran.