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the losers in high school (headcannon)

these are just some random headcannons my girl eigthgrade and i came up with

-mike plays football for sure
-bill playing baseball because it's not such a contact sport
-richie is definitely spirit leader (gets people fired up at pep ralleys)
-the losers coming to every one of bill and mikes games and being extra af
^^ i'm talking face paint and big ass posters and everyone cheering on their friends and booing everyone else
-when they aren't watching mike and bill they're watching richie embarrass himself
-bill is in all the literacy classes
-mike is class president and the losers spend way too much money helping his over the top campaign
-eddie goes to the nurse so much they're like best friends
-stan tries to start a bird watching club but no one joins (except bill)
-richie gets sent to the office so much but all the front desk ladies actually love him
-ben starts speaking out more in government/social studies but still gets flustered anytime he notices Bev watching
-bill has to take speech classes and stan walks him there and picks him up everyday so he isn't alone
-bill joins art club and doesn't tell anyone at first but then stan finds his drawings and the whole club is so supportive
-each loser pitches in to buy one of bill's drawings at those stupid school art shows and stan ends up keeping all of them
-richie's still a loser but somehow every year he gets the 'class clown' superlative in the yearbook (everyone but him knows mike rigs it so he wins)
-richie's still very smart and even though he gets honor roll most times he doesn't go to any of the assemblies
  ^^ until Eddie finds out how good his grades are and makes him come to one
  ^^ where richie would walk up when they called his name and go to flash a peace sign but accidentally flip off the whole school

lmao no one wanted these but comment if i should do more 😂