A Collection Of Glee Oneshots

Advice (Jake/Quick)

"Hey, bro. I need your advice." Jake said as he walked into the living room. Jake paused when he saw Quinn. "Maybe you could help, too."

"What's up?" Puck asked.

"So you know how I've been seeing Marley? And she wanted to take things slow and I've been working really hard to be a good guy to her because she's not like other girls?" Jake began.

Puck furrowed his eyebrow and nodded. "Sure."

"Well, I've been extremely patient and I've been monogamous to her." Jake explained. "But she hasn't exactly done the same."

"Marley cheated on you?" Puck asked.

Jake nodded. "She sort of kissed Ryder on Valentine's Day."

"Kiss another girl right in front of her." Puck advised Jake. "Then she'll get a taste of the slut she's becoming."

"First of all, do not listen to your brother." Quinn interjected, glancing at her boyfriend. "And second of all, do not slut-shame her. Did you talk to Marley after this happened?"

"She told me about it and then I stormed out." Jake informed Quinn and Puck. "But we talked at lunch and she said she's sorry, but she's confused and needs time to figure things out."

"If she can't handle the Jake Puckerman Express, you should dump her. There are plenty of chicks who'd jump at the chance to be with a Puckerman." Puck said.

"Marley is different. She's special." Jake reminded Puck.

"Being special doesn't make cheating okay." Puck responded. "Even if your name is Quinn Fabray."

Quinn elbowed him and looked at Jake. "As someone who has cheated on every boyfriend I've ever had besides Puck, I can tell you from experience that when the trust is broken, the relationship crumbles."

"Yeah, and as someone who competed with another guy for the pretty girl, I say find a different pretty girl." Puck added. "When I dated Rachel, Finn was all over her trying to protect her from me."

"Okay, no offense, but you two are the worst at giving advice. I think I'm gonna go talk to Sam. Or even Blaine." Jake decided as he walked out of the room.