Dork Diaries: Dorky Daughter (4)

DECLARATION OF WAR:

Renée's P.O.V:

That's it, I've had it up to here with this!

Today I was just minding my own business, then I saw Dani. I thought to myself 'hey here's a great opportunity to have a great conversation with a great friend!'

But NooooooOOOOOOooooo!

Guess who comes from behind and actually HUGS him?!

MIYU FREAKING SUZUKII!

That was the last straw...

This was the straw that broke the camel's back and I won't stand for this.

So, I decided to wait until I could find Miyu alone and ask her what is her status with Dani.

RENÉE: "Hey Miyu!"

MIYU: "Uh, hi Renée."

RENÉE: "So, you've been hanging around with Dani quite a lot. Soooooo, what's the deal between you and him?"

MIYU: "Daniel-kun? There's nothing going on between us. Nothing at all..."

RENÉE: "Oh, cool. Nevermind."

I felt a weight being lifted off of my shoulders.

MIYU: "...Yet."

And then being slammed back down onto me, twice as heavy.

RENÉE: "What do you mean?"

MIYU: "Isn't it obvious Roberts? You have a crush on Daniel-kun and now, so do I."

RENÉE: "Great..."

MIYU: "He's the nicest guy that I have ever met and I am NOT going to let you take him from me. I have waited for SO LONG for someone to like me for me and not because of my parents!"

RENÉE: "Same here! I couldn't go to school for five seconds without someone asking me for my mom's autograph."

MIYU: "The same doesn't go for you Roberts, you have friends in Ashley and Charlie. Even Tina and Preston consider you to be a friend!"

RENÉE: "Yeah I guess that they're my friends, that's because my parents are friends with theirs. Besides I'm sure that someone like you has so many friends back in Japan."

MIYU: "I didn't have friends. The only friend that I had... She left me."

RENÉE: "I'm sorry to hear that."

MIYU: "But that doesn't matter, she isn't around to hold me back from boys. I want Daniel-kun to be my boyfriend and there's nothing you can do about it."

RENÉE: "Oh yeah? Well Dani is going to be my boyfriend and there's nothing you can do about it."

MEGAN: "HOW CUTE!"

RENÉE & MIYU: "NOT NOW MEGAN!"

MEGAN: "Okay there's no need to be so feisty. I was just interested in your little conversation is all."

RENÉE: "This isn't a conversation."

MIYU: "This is a declaration of war!"

MEGAN: "War? I want in on this. It sounds like so much fun!"

RENÉE: "This isn't any war that you would be interested in."

MIYU: "This is a war of love!"

MEGAN: "Love? How romantic! I still want in. Who is this lucky guy that would have two dorks crushing on him?"

RENÉE: "It's-"

MEGAN: "No wait... Let me guess...Jordan? No, no, sorry Miyu you aren't attracted to criminals like some people."

She shot a glare at me.

RENÉE: "You're pushing your luck Megan..."

MEGAN: "Oh no! Are you going to attack me again? Maybe this time I can put you in prison with your ex-boyfriend! Two birds in a cage, romantic!"

RENÉE: "GRRRRRRRRRR!!!"

MIYU: "Stop Roberts. This is what she wants you to do."

MEGAN: "Now you're taking Renée's side? Wow you are stupid, and I thought that you were supposed to be smart."

MIYU: "Is that supposed to be a threat?"

MEGAN: "Not really, it's not a conversation either. It's just a declaration of war."

RENÉE: "You declare war on us? You don't even know the guy!"

MEGAN: "I have my ways to make Daniel bow before me. He will be mine, not because I love him... It's just to spite you both!"

MIYU: "You're evil..."

RENÉE: "That's Megan for you."

MEGAN: "Don't turn this into a 2 on 1 scenario, you should know by now that it's every woman for herself."

MIYU: "You're right... And that's why I can't let Renée win!"

MEGAN: "That's the spirit girlfriend!"

MIYU: "But I'm not letting you win either!"

MEGAN: "Fine but I won't let you girls find true happiness with Daniel, that spot is reserved just for me!"

RENÉE: "Yeah I'm not so sure about that! I've known him for longer than the both of you have. Miyu, you've only known him for a month and I've known him all year! And Megan, you've never even talked to him."

MEGAN: "Which makes me the favorite to win this game! All that I have to do is reinvent myself."

RENÉE: "But that's lying!"

MEGAN: "And? Do I look like I care?"

MIYU: "You don't, you will sink to dishonorable depths just to feed your ego. This means war Clarke and I'm watching you Roberts!"

DANIEL: "Hey Ren, Mii-chan and... Megan is it? What brings you three ladies together?"

MII,REN,MEG: "Nothing..."

DANIEL: "Oh okay."

Little did he know that he has just started a war!

This isn't a love triangle...

IT'S A LOVE SQUARE!