Chanyeol, a popular idol, anonymously joins a groupchat all about how "PCY should go die" and meets his biggest hater: eatmybyuns.
Little did eatmybyuns know that the person who went by the name "dumbo" (and undoubtedly the person who made him smil...
jongfuckin 8:16 AM did you know that kyungsoo is chanyeol's backup dancer?
dumbo 8:16 AM What
I never knew that um
That's... shocking
jongfuckin 8:16 AM ikr he just kept it a secret from everyone i was so surprised
lay's™ 8:16 AM can u send a selfie dumbo
eatmybyuns 8:16 AM lay y are you suddenly asking that
lay's™ 8:17 AM i'm curious if he's more handsome than me
dumbo 8:17 AM
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eatmybyuns 8:17 AM ha ha. very funny
are we supposed to call you chanyeol now?
dumbo 8:17 AM I mean it's a step up from "dickbean"
eatmybyuns 8:17 AM I'd say a step down
wronghay 8:17 AM I've never seen that pic before omg dumbo where'd u get it
eatmybyuns 8:17 AM stfu jongdae ur just a bad stan
wronghay 8:17 AM oh and dumbo can u send another voice message i need more fap material
eatmybyuns 8:17 AM i don't know him anymore.
jongfuckin 8:17 AM *voice file attached*
eatmybyuns 8:18 AM ...
you know what, i'm not even going to ask
dumbo 8:19 AM Is that... Zootopia?
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and before u say "omg chanyeol u idiot u just made it so obvious"
would anybody really believe a popular idol is texting them...? if someone on my gc sent a pic of taeyeon and said that it was them i'd be like lmao sure u fokin try-hard
(tho i do admit the voice file thing was brushin the line of "oof" but still would anyone all of a sudden believe it was pcy)
