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[EATMYBYUNS]
Today
dumbo 4:55 PM
Hey Byun
eatmybyuns 4:55 PM
tf you want
dumbo 4:56 PM
Idk I was bored
eatmybyuns 4:56 PM
talk to kyungsoo or smthing then
dumbo 4:56 PM
Aren't you bored too?
eatmybyuns 4:56 PM
no
dumbo 4:56 PM
But you're actually answering me
eatmybyuns 4:57 PM
Okay understandable
dumbo 4:57 PM
So what's your favourite fruit?
eatmybyuns 4:57 PM
strawberries
dumbo 4:58 PM
Oh those are nasty :c the seeds look gross
Bananas are the way to go
eatmybyuns 4:58 PM
wow now you're really living up to ur chanyeol nickname
you hate strawberries and like bananas
dumbo 4:58 PM
How did you know that Chanyeol likes that stuff?
eatmybyuns 5:00 PM
he said it in an interview once
dumbo 5:00 PM
Huh
Favourite song?
eatmybyuns 5:00 PM
what does it mean when someone who hates you keeps something worthless you gave them a long time ago?
dumbo 5:00 PM
They never hated you in the first place^ν^
eatmybyuns 5:00 PM
really?
dumbo 5:01 PM
Really
Are you talking about your first love, Byun?
eatmybyuns 5:01 PM
something like that
dumbo 5:01 PM
My first love was really cute
They liked strawberries just like you
eatmybyuns 5:02 PM
well ofc everyone likes strawberries. except u and chanyeol.
my first
. .whatever
was really dumb
dumbo 5:02 PM
How?
eatmybyuns 5:02 PM
they never realized
and they um
left me i guess
dumbo 5:03 PM
Dw Byun ily I'll stay with you even if ur the reincarnation of squidward with how anal you are
eatmybyuns 5:03 PM
haha
dumbo 5:04 PM
Did I actually just make you laugh or are you being sarcastic
Whatever I'll take this as a win
eatmybyuns 5:04 PM
pft okay sure
dumbo 5:04 PM
Are you smiling
eatmybyuns 5:04 PM
why do you always ask such useless questions??
dumbo 5:04 PM
Because they're not useless bby
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gugudan's The Boots is rlly lit like slay
okay does anyone play Love Nikki Dress Up Game because I'm kinda obsessed with that rn
and haha chanbaek in this story are so dumb
it's fine
P-Nut oot.
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His Biggest Hater
FanfictionChanyeol, a popular idol, anonymously joins a groupchat all about how "PCY should go die" and meets his biggest hater: eatmybyuns. Little did eatmybyuns know that the person who went by the name "dumbo" (and undoubtedly the person who made him smil...
