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Yoongi woke up late the next day. He had been drinking the night before and was pretty hung over. His legs stumbled into the kitchen where everyone else was, except for the one he was looking for.

"Where's Haru?" He asked. His voice was groggy. Jin looked at him and frowned.
"I see you destroyed your liver last night." Said Jin.
"Yes, boss." Yoongi's sass was undeniable.
"I'm just saying. Maybe instead of drinking yourself to death you could just take your meds." Replied the calm and collect Jin. Yoongi slammed his hands on the table.
"You know how much I fucking hate those meds. They turn me into a zombie. Anyways that's not what I asked. Where's haruka?" Yoongi was a bit more stern this time, almost like he was trying to push his luck around Jin.

"She's working in my office on this week's report. Don't bother her. That's an order." Jin said as he stood up. Yoongi immediately sighed and sat down.

"Damn, whens the last time you got some hyung?" Laughed jungkook.
"What?" Sighed yoongi as he took a sip of Jimins coffee.
"You know. Got laid. You seem like you're constantly trying for Haruka." Replied Jungkook.
"If I had a dollar for every time I heard him comment on her body, none of us would ever have to work again!" Laughed V. The rest of them laughed under their breaths.
"IVE GOTTEN LAID! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS KNOW!! YOURE STILL A VIRGIN JUNGKOOK!" Yelled yoongi with an outburst.
"How can you get laid when no females or males have come into the house?" Scoffed Hoseok.
"I'm not dealing with this shit. I'm going back to bed." Said yoongi as he stormed to his room.

"Is she actually a virgin?" Asked jimin to Hoseok.
"I dunno. When I looked all over her social media I never found any trace of a significant other." Replied hoseok.
"That doesn't mean shes a virgin though." Said V.
They paused a bit to think on that.
"I can take care of this." Bragged Jin as he slightly pointed to the stairs. She was coming into the kitchen in tight black leather leggings and a white long sleeved crop top. The leggings had a corset panel down the side that showed off her skin.

"How is it going?" Asked Jin.
"Good. Just hard. Since you guys are making so much more money now, it will take me a bit longer to get all of the numbers together." She said as she stretched. He handed her a cup of coffee and she took a sip.
"Two sugars and a tablespoon of creamer. Just how you like it." He smiled. She grinned and nodded.
"Wow thanks Jin!" Replied haruka.
"Now, I need to settle something with the boys. Are you really a virgin?" He asked. She narrowed her eyes.
"Uhh. Yes. I'm still a virgin! YOU HEAR THAT EVERY ONE! IM A VIRGIN! NO MORE QUESTIONS!" she said as she turned around.

"It's sounds as if you guys are too considering how thirsty you are." She mumbled leaving the kitchen and going back to work.

"Told ya." Said Hoseok.
"Damn...." Said V. Once again a pause filled the room.
"I mean we're all men here....she must be fucking tight." Said V.
"Oh my god I can only imagine!" Said Hoseok.
"Damn I wonder if shes dominant or submissive?" Asked Jungkook.
"Submissive, definitely." Replied Jin.
"You think? I don't know. The fact that she can hold her own against us kinda seems more dominant." Replied Jimin.
"She would be submissive if I got to her." Grinned Jin with his eyebrows raised.
"Either way. I'd definitely want her on top." Said Jungkook.
"Fuck no, boy! It's would be so much better for her to be on bottom." Argued Hoseok.
"I wonder if she's done anything or if she's completly virgin." Suggested V.
"That's true. Virgin means different things to different women. Maybe she's gotten around more than she's letting off." Said Jungkook. Hoseok pushed him.
"I doubt it." Interjected Jin.
"Why?" Jungkook asked.
"That's right. You guys wouldn't know because all you do is talk about how you would fuck her. However, a seasoned professional like me knows how to really talk to women. She melts in men's hands. You can feel the sexual tension build in her. I think she's a complete virgin." Replied Jin.
"You mean old." Laughed jungkook.
"YAH! YOU LITTLE BRAT! IM NOT OLD! IM A MAN COMPARED TO YOU! YOURE JUST A KID!" yelled Jin. They all laughed.

"You guys are a fucking train wreck." Laughed Namjoon as he walked into the kitchen.
"Hey hyung!" Said Jimin as he hugged him.
"By the way, haruka is going to have to sleep in your room again. The pipe in her room is still not fixed and I don't want her getting sick. Are you off tomorrow?" Asked Jin.
Namjoon set his briefcase on the table and unbuttoned the too button of his uniform.
"Yeah, for the next few days. Dont we have a robbery tomorrow?" He asked.
The other boys nodded their head.
"I have to meet with someone tomorrow, will you watch haruka while the boys are gone?" Asked Jin to Namjoon.
"Sure thing." He replied.

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